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[SANSKRIT] Nema ljepše dame,

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nego žena susjeda!

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Što znači... nijedna žena nije više
ljepša od susjedove žene.

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Od zore vremena,
muška tijela i živote

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prošli kroz nebrojene promjene.

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Ali jedna istina...

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je ostao isti
kroz četiri doba,

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i ne pokazuje znake promjene.

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Odnosno, za svakog čovjeka,

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više od vlastite žene,

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susjedova žena uvijek se čini

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šarmantniji, opojniji.

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I u trenutku kad je ugleda...

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osjetila ga jednostavno napuste.

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Od davnina,
ova tradicija se nastavila...

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i u današnjem Kaljugu,
održava se na životu s potpunom predanošću

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naše dvije vrlo posebne
stanovnici Moderne kolonije, Kanpur.

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Dobro jutro Tiwari ji.

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Dobro jutro Bhabhuti ji.

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Što se dogodilo?
Danas nemate mlijeka u loncu?

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Zapravo, mljekar je ostao bez mlijeka.

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Oh...

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Pa sam pomislio, možda Bhabhi ji
mogao bi odvojiti malo...

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mlijeko...

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Što?

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Mislim, dobiješ 4-5 kila
mlijeka svaki dan.

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Kad bi Bhabhi ji mogao
daj mi samo pola kile...

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Naravno, zašto ne?

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Uostalom, susjedi
trebali pomagati jedni drugima.

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[VIBHUTI]: Hmm
Zamislite, trčali smo
bez šećera kod kuće.

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Oh...

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Pa sam pomislio posuditi...

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malo slatkoće od Bhabhi ji.

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Što?

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mislio sam na šećer...

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Zašto ne?

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[OBOJE SE SMIJEH]

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- Glupa...
-Moron...

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- Jesi li kod kuće Bhabi ji (šogorica)?
- Jesi li kod kuće Bhabi ji?

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[ANITA]: Tiwari ji, ja sam na travnjaku...
[ANGOORI]: Bharbhuti ji, ovdje sam...

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Mama, prokleti lonac se upravo prevrnuo!

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Bože moj!

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[VIBHUTI SE SMIJE]

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Tiwari ji...

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[ANITA]: Dođi ovamo...

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Zašto tu stojiš?

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[TIWARI SE SMIJE]

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Pozdrav Bharbhuti ji...
Što vas je dovelo ovamo?

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Tvoja ljubav Bhabi ji...

50
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Oprostite, što?

51
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Ništa Bhabi ji.
Samo što...

52
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Trebalo mi je malo mlijeka...

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[PETLJANJE]
Bhabi ji gledao sam tvoju...

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Mislim... ja...
Gledao sam te kako radiš jogu...

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[SMIJEH]
Tiwari ji, joga održava vaše tijelo okretnim.

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da...
I gledajući te kako radiš jogu,

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drži moje oči energijom...

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Tiwari ji...

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Bhabi ji što nije u redu?

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Zašto vidim tugu
na tvoje lijepo lice?

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[UZDASI]

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Što da ti kažem, Barbhuti ji?

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Potpuno sam spremna!

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Bhabi ji stalno govoriš
to ali nikad nisi.

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Oprosti što?

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Mislim želiš
reći da si uzrujan.

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tako je!
- da

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Joga je dobra vježba...

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je li
- da

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U tom slučaju, pridruži mi se.

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Vježbajmo jogu zajedno.

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o da! Zašto ne?
Sa zadovoljstvom!

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Trenutak.

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Da Bhabi ji...
- Čekaj malo...

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da
- Prije nego počnemo,

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Da?

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Dopustite da vas upoznam sa svojom djecom.

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Kada se to dogodilo?

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Hajde Tiwari ji!

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Moje biljke...

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Ohh!

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Izgled.

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Ovo je Sonu, Bittu, Rani,
Anushka, Neelam i Radha!

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Djeco, pozdravite ujaka...

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Pozdrav klinci! Zdravo! Kako ste?

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Znaš što se dogodilo jučer?
- Ne.

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Laddu ke Bhaiya i ja
šetali nakon večere.

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U redu.
- Odjednom je došao lupež,

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i počeo me zadirkivati.

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Tako Laddu ke Bhaiya
mora da ga je pretukao?

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Ne...

92
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Umjesto toga držao me je za ruku i rekao,

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Pagli idemo brzo kući.

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Imam plin.

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Skuhaj mi čaj.
Moram pročistiti želudac.

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Tiwari ji, udahni...

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Izdahni...

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Bhabi ji, zašto si se oženio ovom kukavicom?

99
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Kakav čovjek
ne može zaštititi svoju ženu?

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Bhabi ji. Učini jednu stvar,

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Baci ga!

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[LAŽNI NAGLASAK] i drži me.

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o bože!
ne govori to

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On je moj muž.

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On nije muž.
On je urlik!

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Tiwari ji sada se rastegnite.

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Vidite kako ja to radim.

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Ovako.

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rastegnuti...

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[TIWARI PRDEŽI]

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[ANITA DAHĆE]

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O MOJ BOŽE!

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Mogu li ti još nešto reći?

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Molim te učini.

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Čuo sam za ovaj hram,

116
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Nalazi se u Uttarakhandu.
- U redu.

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Hram Baba Lakkadnatha.

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Kažu da ako udata žena

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napravi puni krug tog hrama,

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njezin muž postaje
vrlo moćan i hrabar.

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Mislio sam posjetiti taj hram.

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Ali kako da odem tamo?

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Ali ne mogu reći Laddu ke Bhaiya.
Mora biti tajna.

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odvest ću te tamo
Pobjeći ćemo.

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Što ste rekli?
- Bhabi ji,

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Ti se spremi.
Sredit ću auto.

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Ostanite blagoslovljeni.

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Dada ji, pozdrav.
- Donesi probavni prašak za mene.

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Ostanite blagoslovljeni.
- U redu je. u redu je

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GOSPODINE MOJ!

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HEJ HEJ!

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Tko si ti dovraga?

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Drži se podalje ili ću te upucati.

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[OBOJE]: Ne ne ne...

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Moj gospodaru, Gajjan Pandey nas je poslao.

136
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Kako ga poznaješ?

137
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Došli smo s njegovom preporukom.

138
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Samo nam posudite svoj taksi na 12 sati...

139
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Nikad mu ne kažem ne.

140
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Ali što mogu,
svaki auto je rezerviran.

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Ima jedan auto...

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[OSJEH OBOJE]

143
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Ali vrlo je poseban...

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Hmm.
- U redu

145
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Vrlo dragocjeno.

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Blizu mog srca...

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Hmm...

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Moja Bua ji (tetka).

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Ali... Upravo smo je vidjeli kako odlazi.

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To je njezina snaha!

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Tko je onda Bua ji?

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[GOMLJENJE GOMILE]

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[AUTO SE ZAUSTAVLJA]

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[TILLU]: Vozi ispravno, moronu.

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[TEEKA]: Začepi, gubitniče.
Misliš da me možeš naučiti?

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Dođite gospođo, molim vas dođite!

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dođi

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[TEEKA PJUŠI]

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Ovo nije bilo potrebno, gospođo...
- Zašto?

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Zapravo nam treba.

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Nastavi se vraćati!
- da

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Gdje god želiš... Hej...

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[VIBHUTI]: Ovdje ne mogu vidjeti niti jedan taksi!
Sve siromah princ!

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[RUGANJE] Nije bilo potrebno...

165
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Što ovo dvoje rade ovdje?
[TILLU]: Vlasništvo mi je u krvi. Ja sam iz Rampura.

166
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Oh stvarno? Ugurajte svoj honorar u...

167
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Evo tvojih pedeset. Od pet stotina...
Hej tko je to?

168
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Gdje ste vi momci iskopali
ova starinska teta iz?

169
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Pazi na jezik...

170
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Nismo je iskopali,
vozimo vlastiti auto, u redu?

171
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Iznajmili smo ga na 12 sati.

172
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Bavimo se ecs-taxijem!

173
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Nemamo sitniša.

174
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Dajem sve.

175
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Onda uskoči, šefe.

176
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Odbacit ćemo vas gdje god kažete...
- Ne ne ne...

177
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Ne želim vaša lica u autu.

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Odvest ću je sam u Uttakhand
i vratit će je sam.

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Kakva glupost!

180
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Jesi li poludio?

181
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Vidite, to je puno novca!

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Puno novca? A što je s Bua ji?
- Bua....

183
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Prošlo je neko vrijeme.
Bhaiya (brat) još nije izašao.

184
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Što ako operacija nije uspjela?

185
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ZAČEPI!

186
00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:05,960
I sama mogu tolerirati neuspjeh.

187
00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:09,120
Ali nikad neću prihvatiti neuspjeh za Bhaiyu...

188
00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:13,040
Danas će se njegova sreća... njegov život vratiti.

189
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Ako danas njegova transplantacija kose ne uspije,

190
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Spalit ću cijeli grad.

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Wow!

192
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Bhaiya...
[SHANTI]: Da?

193
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Na ovom pustom polju tvoga tjemena
dijabetes je pojeo korijenje.

194
00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:03,680
Ali ovaj farmer je teško radio - posijao sjeme i,

195
00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:06,200
ponovno ga je učinio plodnim. Vidjeti?

196
00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,760
Bez obzira koliko zaustavljaš Juliet,

197
00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:11,280
- da upozna Romea, ona će ipak otići u šumu.

198
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:17,440
Mislim da će tvoj usjev umrijeti,
prije berbe!

199
00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:21,880
Ne ne ne, što to govoriš?

200
00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:25,360
Dopustite da vam pokažem demo.

201
00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:27,960
Wardboy Tina...

202
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:29,840
Demo...

203
00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:44,280
Vau, sad dižem bučice s kosom!

204
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Vidi Bhaiya!

205
00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:50,640
I ovo je izraslo iz
isto skalp-polje!

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00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:26,040
[LJUBCI]

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pogledajte!

208
00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:39,520
Danas, vjekovni san ima
ostvariti se chhote (mlađi).

209
00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:41,920
Sjećate li se bhaiya?

210
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:45,360
Ujak Ramprakash ima džingl za tebe.

211
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Sve čovječe... Bez grive!

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[SMIJEH]

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Neka...

214
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Pusti Chhote.

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Neću Bhaiya!
taj...

216
00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:55,920
Sjećate se zeta (ujaka) Ativeera Mause?

217
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Često bi pitao,

218
00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:00,720
“Gdje motate svoj rotis?

219
00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:05,120
na dasci za kotrljanje ili kotrljanje ćelav?"
- Pusti to chhote. Zaboravi prošlost.

220
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Danas su godine boli završile.

221
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Izgled! Nova frizura!

222
00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:17,120
Danas počinje novi život!

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[PODRIGANJE]

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TI...

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Chhote... Hej... Chhote...
[DRHTENJE i GRČANJE]

226
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Chhote... Chhote...
- MORONU...

227
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Chhote... Ne.. U redu je...

228
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Chhote... Dođi sjedni...
- Baba (otac)... Baba...

229
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Kranti, zar ne znaš?
- Baba ne... Baba...

230
00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:35,960
Prdjenje i podrigivanje nije
dopušteno u ovoj kući!

231
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,240
Zar ne razumiješ?

232
00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:38,960
Baba ne... Baba...

233
00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:40,960
- GONTAJ
[MLADI KRANTI] : Baba... Baba...

234
00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:44,320
Baba... Baba...
- Baba nije ovdje chhote...

235
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:47,760
Baba je odavno otišao chhote...
Baba je otišla...

236
00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:49,000
Baba je otišla!

237
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,000
Baba je otišla!

238
00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:52,520
Baba je otišla!

239
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:06,640
Zašto si zaustavio auto?
Idemo u hram.

240
00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:07,200
Bhabi ji...

241
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,720
Ovo mjesto je tako
osvježavajuće, prelijepo!

242
00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:12,320
Ako je raj stvaran,
to mora biti ovo mjesto.

243
00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:13,440
Da, slažem se.

244
00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:17,040
Bhabi ji također uzmi
sjedni i pridruži mi se.

245
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:20,760
O Bože ne!
Moj će se saari smočiti!

246
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:22,440
Bhabi ji do tebe
znati što se događa

247
00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:24,560
kada se saree lijepe dame smoči?

248
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:28,240
Prehlada se događa! Što drugo?

249
00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:31,760
A Barbhuti ji ja ne
želim smočiti svoj saree.

250
00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:34,520
Jer kako ću ga ispržiti?

251
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:36,320
Način na koji pržite
moje raspoloženje trenutno!

252
00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:37,040
Što ste rekli?

253
00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:38,600
Bhabi ji htio si reći suho.

254
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:39,960
Dobro ste shvatili!

255
00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:42,640
idemo
Kasnimo u hram!

256
00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:44,720
Hajde Bhabi ji.
Budite sport!

257
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:46,080
U redu, učini jednu stvar.

258
00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:47,280
Podignite svoj saree.

259
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:49,720
Što ste rekli?
- Mislio sam malo podići.

260
00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:50,840
U redu, učinit ću jednu stvar.

261
00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:52,240
Zatvorit ću jedno oko.

262
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:53,040
Što?

263
00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:54,920
Zatvorit će oba oka.
U redu?

264
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:55,640
u redu

265
00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:56,920
Dođi Bhabi ji.

266
00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:01,400
Vrijeme, atmosfera i mjesto -
Savršen je!

267
00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:02,720
u redu...

268
00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:05,880
Bhabi ji, danas ćemo...

269
00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:08,200
ujedinite se u 'vodenosti'!

270
00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:33,520
[DRHTI]

271
00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:34,680
o bože!!!

272
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:35,680
o bože!!!

273
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:37,120
Bhabi ji...

274
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:38,640
postaješ zločest!

275
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,720
Bhabi ji,

276
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,640
tvoj dodir je
zapaliti vodu!

277
00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:46,320
Što ako oboje izgorimo u ovoj vatri?

278
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:50,600
Nemojmo prijeći granicu Bhabi ji.
Molimo kontrolirajte se!

279
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,520
Nikad si neću oprostiti.

280
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:54,360
Igrajmo na sigurno.

281
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:58,320
O Bože Bhabi ji!
Ubijaš me!

282
00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,480
Gdje je otišao Bhabi ji?

283
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:12,360
Čuvajte se krokodila!

284
00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:15,160
Ako preživiš - 5000 rupija kazne!

285
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:20,920
MAMICA!

286
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,440
Bhabi ji... Idemo!

287
00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:29,200
To je ono što sam govorio.

288
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:32,960
Bog Bharbhuti ji.
Izgledaš prilično svježe.

289
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:34,560
Da, apsolutno.
Hajde, idemo.

290
00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:37,680
Da. Idemo ‘aligirati’ auto.
Krenimo.

291
00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:41,160
- Što?
Bhabi ji misliš 'ubrzati' auto.

292
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,040
Dobro ste shvatili!
Hajde, idemo.

293
00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:46,800
[VIBHUTI CVIČANJE]

294
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,240
[VIBHUTI]: Hajde Bhabi ji.
Krenimo na put!

295
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,320
[AUTA ZAUSTAVLJAJU]

296
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:00,440
Mogu li nešto reći Bhaiya?

297
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:01,200
Samo naprijed.

298
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:06,040
Bhaiya nikad nisi
baciti oko na bilo koju djevojku.

299
00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:10,920
Pogotovo od Bublija
napalio te.

300
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:16,760
Ćelav čovjek i švorc
gazda su oba bezvrijedna!

301
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:19,440
Pusti Chhote.

302
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,200
Zaboravi prošlost, idi naprijed...

303
00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:23,520
Bhaiya ovo je
vrijeme da se krene naprijed.

304
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:27,520
Samo kad se krećeš
naprijed, hoće li mi se vrata otvoriti

305
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:32,800
Pomaknuo sam se
iznad ljubavi i naklonosti...

306
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:38,440
Sada nijedna djevojka neće ući
moj život kao vihor.

307
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:44,400
[GLAZBA]

308
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:41,200
Bhaiya, stigla je.

309
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,240
WHO?

310
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,080
Ona je zadnja iskra
tvog umirućeg motora...

311
00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:47,040
Zadnja iskra umirućeg motora?

312
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:48,120
Da Bhaiya.

313
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,240
Nakon ovoga, vaš prigušivač će zahrđati.

314
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,440
Više se neće oglasiti zvižduk.

315
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:57,040
Jer tvoji su dijelovi
već gube oštricu.

316
00:21:57,560 --> 00:21:58,400
Idi sada!

317
00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:02,000
Prolijte taj lonac emocija koje imate
krčka godinama.

318
00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:07,080
Chhote... ovo neće biti... čudno, zar ne?
- Bhaiya...

319
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:11,400
Imaš moju riječ, Bhaiya. Molim.

320
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:15,360
Samo naprijed. Pusti to van.

321
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:17,200
Ja ću biti u kutu.

322
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:34,920
Mogu li sjesti ovdje?

323
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:39,960
Konobar, molim dvije kave.
- Ne... Nisam konobar.

324
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:43,120
Ja sam osoba koja
čekao je...

325
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:46,360
dugi niz godina za lijepu
lice, a izgleda

326
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,720
danas se tom čekanju bliži kraj.

327
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:50,960
ne razumijem...

328
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:54,320
Ni ja ne razumijem
što mi se događa...

329
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:55,400
kako si

330
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:58,360
nisam dobro.
Bio sam bolestan godinama.

331
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,040
o bože!

332
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:02,040
Imate li žuticu?

333
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:02,960
br.

334
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:06,080
Ali upravo ste rekli
da ti nije dobro.

335
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:09,840
Bio sam... Ali...

336
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:13,560
Sada mislim da mi je bolje.

337
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:17,840
Ne, pitao sam
tko si ti...

338
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,320
Mislio si tko si ti.

339
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:22,720
Pravo!
tko si ti

340
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:24,520
Moje ime je Shanti.

341
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:26,040
Shanti?

342
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:28,040
Što je s tobom?
kako se zoves

343
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:30,640
Ja sam Angoori.

344
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:32,440
Angoori?
- da

345
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,240
Tako lijepo ime!

346
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:36,480
Hvala.

347
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:39,360
Stiže poseban kuplet
misliti nakon što te vidim.

348
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:40,880
Mogu li ga podijeliti?

349
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:41,920
Par?

350
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,480
Ahmedabad... Ahmedabad...

351
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,040
Misliš Irshaad?

352
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:47,600
Dobro ste shvatili!

353
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,160
Tko je dovraga ovaj tip?

354
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:54,880
Vi ste putnik i vaš
odredište čeka s ponosom...

355
00:23:56,440 --> 00:24:00,840
Vi ste putnik i vaš
odredište čeka s ponosom...

356
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:04,960
Ali prije nego počne ova hladnoća
petljati s tvojim umom i kralježnicom

357
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:07,440
Dolje dva klina, Angoori —
prije nego što dođe vrijeme za psovanje sestre!

358
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,280
Krvavi...

359
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:11,200
[VIBHUTI]: TI...

360
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:14,000
Postaješ stvarno romantičan, brate.

361
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:15,200
Konjska dlaka -

362
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:18,760
Jeste li se upravo ušuljali u prljavu
uvreda kroz tu konjsku dlaku?

363
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,920
Lutaš s metlom na glavi,
Kako bih to drugačije trebao nazvati — konjska dlaka?

364
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,120
Ah, u tom smislu konjska dlaka.

365
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:27,280
Da to kažem u tom smislu…
konjska dlaka.

366
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:32,680
Čini se da je došlo do nesporazuma.
Usput, ja sam Shanti Sharma.

367
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,840
Ne Shanti Sharma.
Trebala bi te zvati Shanti Shameless.

368
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:39,120
a tko si ti Njezin brat?

369
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:42,720
Nimalo. Ja sam njezin susjed.
Njezino prijateljsko susjedstvo.

370
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:43,280
[ANGOORI]: Da.

371
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:45,760
Ah, prijateljsko susjedstvo.
- Da.

372
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:47,560
Zašto onda ne dođeš a
malo bliže, prijateljsko susjedstvo?

373
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,280
Nikad se nikome ne klanjam.

374
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:52,240
Ali budući da je Bhabhi ji ovdje,
ja ću. Izvoli.

375
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:53,880
[ŠAMARANJE]
- MAMICE!

376
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,400
Bhabhi ji, je li me upravo udario?

377
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,600
Da, i to jako teško.

378
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:00,360
To je bio tek početak.

379
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:02,120
Čak sam te i ja spreman prebiti.

380
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:03,600
Izađi i vidi.

381
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:07,680
Ne idi nigdje.
Odmah ću se pozabaviti njime.

382
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:10,800
u redu
- Bhabhi ji, samo me gledaj kako sparingujem.. Hajde!

383
00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:12,040
U redu.

384
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,080
Ne poznaješ me druže!

385
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,200
[ŠAMARANJE]
- MAMICE!

386
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,080
[ŠAMARANJE]

387
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:21,000
Ti bas****!

388
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:26,000
Pokušajte razumjeti čovjeka!
Bhabi ji gleda. Mir, mir, mir.

389
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:29,680
Nema mira.
Napravit ću tvoj komad ovčetine!

390
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:36,000
[ŠAMARANJE]

391
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:39,560
[ŠAMARANJE]

392
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:44,440
Hej Shanti, opravdaj svoje ime.
Pokaži malo mira!

393
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,040
Ova Shanti...

394
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:47,960
Neću te sada slušati!

395
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:49,720
Ali zašto nećete?!

396
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:52,200
Vrijeme molim, vrijeme molim, vrijeme molim!

397
00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:54,520
Želite li nešto imati?

398
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:56,160
Naravno.

399
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:56,920
Što ćeš ti?

400
00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,360
Viski, brendi, džin, votka?
Što ćeš ti?

401
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:03,280
Krv!
- U redu. 30 ml, 60 ml ili 90 ml?

402
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,680
Pola litre!
- To je prezahtjevno!

403
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:07,880
Da!
[VIBHUTI gunđa]

404
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:10,200
[UGLJEN LETI ZRAKOM]

405
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,720
žao mi je
stvarno mi je žao

406
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:25,560
[VIBHUTI]: Oprostite, ali
konjska dlaka gori!

407
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:31,560
BHAIYA!

408
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:35,800
Bhaiya...

409
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:38,000
Zašto ti, dovraga, gori glava?

410
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,320
[VIBHUTI]: Ne. Ne ja. Ne mene.

411
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:47,360
o bože Barbhuti ji...

412
00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:49,040
Ne, Chhote, metak bi mogao pogoditi Angoorija!
- Ti!

413
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:50,280
Bhaiya!

414
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,960
Bhabi ji, shvatio si
pravo za prvi put!
- Hvala vam!

415
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,200
volim te
- Što si rekao?
- Idemo!

416
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:57,600
Hajde Bhabi ji. idemo

417
00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:58,760
[ANGOORI]: Da. idemo
[VIBHUTI]: Da.

418
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:01,480
BHAIYA!
[PUCAJ]

419
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,760
[VIBHUTI VRISTI]
- Pogođen sam, Bhabi ji.

420
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:05,640
Uhvatite te bas****!

421
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,440
Bharbuti ji... Uđi...

422
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:13,200
[VIBHUTI]: Bhabi ji gurni me unutra...

423
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:19,320
Bharbuti ji...Ključevi!

424
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:25,080
[OGREBINE GUMA i OBRTAJI AUTOMOBILA]

425
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,680
[ANGOORI]: O BOŽE!

426
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:34,160
[BACCHU]: O BOŽE! Tetka!

427
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:38,960
Što se dogodilo sine?

428
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:42,280
Bau ji (otac)...

429
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:47,360
Ružno sam sanjala tetku.

430
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:49,200
o Bože...

431
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:51,720
Molim te zaštiti našu kćer, Gospodine...

432
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:52,920
Molim te zaštiti našu kćer, Gospodine...

433
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:55,440
[TEEKA PODRIGNE]

434
00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:02,760
[TEEKA PJUŠI]
[ZVONI TELEFON]

435
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:04,360
[ŠAPUĆE] - Hej...

436
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:07,240
Što?
- Bacchu bhaiya...

437
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:09,600
Javi se... Javi se... Javi se...

438
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,560
[GLAV GLAS] - Pozdrav Bacchu bhaiya...

439
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:16,080
Pozdrav Bacchu bhaiya...

440
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:17,040
slušaj...

441
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:19,080
Gdje je moj Bua ji?

442
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:21,480
Je li sigurna?

443
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:23,680
Bhaiya ji...

444
00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:25,920
Bua ji je apsolutno siguran.

445
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:29,520
Više je štitimo
nego vlastiti život.

446
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:30,880
Bolje budi oprezan.

447
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:34,800
Ako i jedna dlaka na mojoj
Buina glava je ozlijeđena

448
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,400
Ostavit ću vaše glave tako ćelave da...

449
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:43,200
neće ostati ni jedan pramen.

450
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:51,120
o ne...

451
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:55,120
Šumski požar ima
uništio cijelu džunglu.

452
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:57,720
Sve što je ostalo je neplodna zemlja.

453
00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:01,680
Onda zasadite nova stabla u toj zemlji...
Neka cvijeće ponovno procvjeta.

454
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:06,360
U ovoj neplodnoj zemlji zaboravi cvijeće -
ni trnje ne može rasti.

455
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:10,560
Nemojte pretjerivati, doktore. Ako ne možete
mom bratu raste kosa na glavi...

456
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:14,640
Poškropit ću uljem tvoju svilenu
kosu i zapali je!

457
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:20,200
Ako bi to moglo pomoći u njegovom rastu
kosa natrag, molim, samo naprijed.

458
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:23,640
Što kažete, doktore?
Zar nema nade?

459
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:28,440
Brate, nada je bila plodno tlo -
ali dijabetes ga je izjeo.

460
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:33,360
Ako sad nešto pokušamo, tvoj
brat bi mogao odmah gore...

461
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:37,320
Zašto jednostavno ne koristite periku?

462
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,680
Bhaiya je alergičan na perike.

463
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,280
Jednom je pokušao -

464
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:44,760
Ljudi dobiju prištiće na licu,
dobio ih je po ćelavoj glavi.

465
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:48,240
Ljudi su ga umjesto toga počeli zvati "Bumpy".
od “Shanti”!  - [SHANTI] : VRISTI

466
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:48,840
Bhaiya...

467
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:51,600
ne brini...

468
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:54,360
Ipak ćeš se udati za tog Bhabhi...

469
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:56,760
Čak i ako moram gomilati
gore mrtva tijela za to.

470
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:58,120
Chhote...
- Da bhaiya...

471
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:00,720
Sada moj život ima samo jednu misiju…

472
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:05,040
Smrt tog kretena...

473
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:06,120
Gotovo, Bhaiya.

474
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,040
Barbhuti ji, jesi li dobro?

475
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:18,480
jao

476
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:22,440
Bhabhi ji, molim te vozi brže!

477
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:27,360
Što mogu učiniti, Barbhuti ji? ja vozim,
ali vidi koliko ima rupa.

478
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:31,680
Ne želim da auto padne u jedan,
i oboje počnemo 'grbiti'!

479
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:34,920
Bhabhi ji, imaš li
rječnik zamjenskih riječi?

480
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:37,840
Nije 'grbanje', zaboga!
To je 'skakanje'!

481
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:39,200
Dobro ste shvatili!

482
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:47,760
Vibhu, gdje si dovraga?!

483
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:50,200
Anu dušo, upucan sam!

484
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:50,640
ŠTO?

485
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:52,080
KAKO?

486
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:55,360
Dušo, neki siledžije su zadirkivali Bhabhi ji.

487
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:59,520
[VIBHUTI] : Ja sam intervenirao... I pucali su u mene.

488
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:01,680
A znate li gdje su me strijeljali?

489
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:03,200
Točno u guzicu!

490
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:06,360
o Bože! Vibhu, ti uvijek završiš
u najčudnijim situacijama!

491
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:10,240
U redu, reci mi jednu stvar - zašto
pucaju ti u guzu?

492
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:13,600
Dušo, nije mi dao izbora!

493
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:16,200
Samo je odabrao mjesto
lajkao je i pucao!

494
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:19,320
U redu, u redu. Samo mi reci — što
jesi li u bolnici, Vibhu?

495
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:22,600
Dušo, nisam u bolnici.
Ja sam u bijegu.

496
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:24,760
[VIBHUTI] : Nalazim se na autoputu 47E.

497
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,400
Šaljem vam svoju lokaciju.

498
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:29,040
Molim te dođi po mene
i Bhabhi ji gore, dušo.

499
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:31,920
[VIBHUTI] : Dođi i pokupi me...
- O Bože!

500
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:33,360
u redu u redu u redu

501
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:35,280
Prokletstvo Vibhu...

502
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:37,800
Policija!

503
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:42,320
[ZVONI TELEFON]

504
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:48,480
zdravo

505
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:49,200
Happu Singh ji...

506
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:51,000
Ovdje Anita Mishra.

507
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:51,840
[IZNENAĐEN]

508
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:53,880
O poštena gospođo...

509
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:56,880
Kako si me se sjetio?

510
00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:59,640
Happu Singh ji, postoji veliki problem...

511
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:01,680
[SMIJEH]

512
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:03,680
Poštena gospođo, kako da kažem…

513
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:09,120
Biti prelijepa i
sajam je problem sam po sebi.

514
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:13,000
Ne to, Happu ji.
Vibhu je upucan!

515
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:13,440
Što?

516
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:16,160
Gdje je upucan?

517
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:16,800
U njegovu guzicu.

518
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:19,600
Tipova guzica je pukla!

519
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:21,840
Happu Singh ji, nije u tome stvar!

520
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:25,000
Njegov život je u opasnosti - on je na
Autocesta 47E odmah!

521
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:25,760
Je li on?

522
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:28,560
Molimo odmah dođite tamo...

523
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:30,840
Dobro, poštena gospođo!
Odmah odlazim.

524
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:33,600
Molim vas ne brinite.
Ja ću biti tamo.

525
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:35,040
Dobar dan gospođo...

526
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:39,800
Manohar, daj mi ključeve.
Daj mi ključeve budalo!

527
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,040
Što se dogodilo gospodine?

528
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,480
[MANOHAR]: Gorivo je malo, nemojte
idi predaleko naprijed!

529
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:56,480
Manohar...
- Hmm?

530
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:59,680
Pamćenje se igra sa mnom...

531
00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:02,680
Tražio sam ključeve na brzinu...

532
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:03,760
Odjurio do vozila...

533
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,880
Upalio sam auto - i
trenutak kada sam ga stavio u brzinu...

534
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:09,160
Zašto sam ga ubacio u brzinu?!

535
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:13,240
Zaboravio sam gdje sam
ide u svoj ovoj žurbi!

536
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:23,880
Jeste li sigurni da se ovo neće potrgati?

537
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:24,880
[SMIJE SE]

538
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:26,240
To je tajna!

539
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:28,440
Neće potrgati, sve će raskomadati!

540
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:29,880
[OBOJE SE SMIJEH]

541
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:30,680
[TIWARI] : STENJE

542
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:35,120
[ZVONI TELEFON]

543
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:37,520
Bok Bhabi ji...

544
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:40,960
[ANITA] : Tiwari ji, Vibhu je upucan!
- Što?

545
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:43,440
Idemo, idemo, idemo, Tiwari ji.
- Da Bhabi ji...

546
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:44,280
idemo
- Da Bhabi ji...

547
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:44,880
[TIWARI] : STENJE

548
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:46,040
Bhabi ji...

549
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:49,280
Žao mi je... zapravo, nekako sam otišao
WC na pola puta.

550
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:51,600
Mogu li brzo završiti?

551
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:54,560
Tiwari ji, dok ti završavaš posao,
Vibhu bi mogao završiti svoj život!

552
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:56,880
Nemamo vremena.
Idemo!

553
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:11,720
U redu ljudi, siđite ovamo.

554
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:12,480
Što se dogodilo brate?

555
00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:15,200
Ja ću odavde skrenuti lijevo.
Uhvatite drugu vožnju s ovog mjesta.

556
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:18,360
Ali rekli ste da hoćete
ostavi nas malo dalje.

557
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:21,640
KRZITE, IDIOTI!
Sići.

558
00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:22,800
[TILLU]: Da, da. Mi smo...

559
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:27,280
Ali brate...brate...

560
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:34,400
Dođi, idemo pronaći Vibhutija, gospodine... Dođi...

561
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:36,560
[TEEKA PJUŠI]

562
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:38,160
[TILLU] : GDJE SI VIBHUTI GOSPODINU...?

563
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:51,960
[AUTO ŠKRIPI I STANE]

564
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:52,640
[ANGOORI]: O Bože!

565
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:54,960
[UZDASI]

566
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,440
[VIBHUTI]: Mama plus tata...

567
00:34:58,120 --> 00:34:59,720
Bhabi ji...
- UZDASI

568
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:00,880
Bhabi ji...
- UZDASI

569
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:04,840
Pokušavao sam te pitati -

570
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:09,320
Gdje si naučio voziti?
Tko te zaboga naučio?!

571
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:12,080
Ne, ne, nisam uopće naučio, Barbhuti ji.

572
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:16,520
Samo sam gledao
vozeći 'tit-oral' na Mutubeu.

573
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:19,000
Bhabhi ji, pogledaj trenutak,
pogledaj stanje...

574
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:23,200
Misliš 'tutorial' Bhabi ji...
- Dobro si shvatio!

575
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:26,080
Bože moj!

576
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:28,240
Slušaj me Bharbhuti ji...
- Da?

577
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:30,000
Upucan si!
-Da.

578
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:32,040
Vaš život bi mogao biti u opasnosti…
-Da!

579
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:33,520
Tako...

580
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:37,960
Pa moram sam izvaditi metak.

581
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:39,000
Što?!

582
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:43,120
Samo minutu, da ti nešto pokažem.

583
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:45,720
[VIBHUTI STENJE]

584
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:49,360
[ANGOORI UZDIŠE]

585
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:54,480
Kao što svi znate, naš kanal je
posebno za one nesretne duše -

586
00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:56,600
- koji se upucaju na mjestima gdje

587
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:59,360
nema bolnice u blizini.

588
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:00,480
da...

589
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:04,400
Prvo pažljivo ispitajte
ranu od metka.

590
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:08,160
U redu. Dakle, gdje točno
jesi li pogođen, Barbhuti ji?

591
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:10,360
Što da uopće kažem, Bhabhi ji?

592
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:13,640
Gledajte, sada sam ja vaš liječnik.

593
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:16,880
Ne trebate biti
sramežljivi pred svojim liječnikom.

594
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:18,640
Sad mi reci gdje?

595
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,560
Bhabi ji hipotetski...

596
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:24,720
Zamislite da hodate po ravnoj cesti.

597
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:28,400
Odjednom se pojavljuju dvije pješčane dine.

598
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:33,840
Ostavljajući te dine za sobom -
dolazi uski prolaz…

599
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:37,120
Kad izađeš iz tog uskog prolaza...

600
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:41,280
- naći ćete uvenulu lozu kaktusa kako visi...

601
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:46,800
- i odmah iza toga, mala jama...

602
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,800
Odmah do toga
Jama je mjesto gdje sam upucan.

603
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:53,920
Nisam razumio ni jednu riječ
onoga što si upravo rekao, Barbhuti ji...

604
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:57,640
Skini hlače.
Nastavite - prekinite s tim.

605
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:03,560
[CVIJEK]
- Skini ih...

606
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:06,680
Da.

607
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:22,160
Tiwari ji, požuri!
- Da da da…

608
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,760
[TIWARI SE SMIJE]

609
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:27,040
O Bože, kakva vožnja!

610
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:28,960
[OBOJE VRIŠTE]

611
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:31,120
Tiwari ji, ne tako brzo!

612
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:33,360
Moramo dosegnuti Vibhu, a ne nebo!

613
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:34,920
D-d-ne brini, Bhabhi ji.

614
00:37:35,240 --> 00:37:37,480
ne brini
- Beskoristan si! Nastavi voziti.

615
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:42,320
Ne znam gdje su oni
nitkovi nestali.

616
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:44,840
Progutalo nebo ili zemlja?

617
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:48,160
Gdje god se sakrili, mi ćemo ih iskopati.

618
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:52,600
Kako ćete popraviti mrlje
optužbi na hlačama?

619
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:57,560
Uništio me za cijeli život -
ti samo bacaš napjeve.

620
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:02,640
Chhotey! Zaustavljamo se.
Moram se osvijetliti na dvije minute.

621
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,640
Ovdje? Ozbiljno?

622
00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:29,600
znam brate...

623
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:33,240
Nisi prestao piškiti.

624
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:36,680
Prestala si plakati!

625
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:40,960
Sanjao sam da sam mladoženja -

626
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:46,400
- ali sada nemam kosu za počešljati.

627
00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:50,640
U sudbini moje peći -

628
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:53,920
morao si zapaliti vatru obitelji!

629
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:57,600
ali umjesto toga, izgorjela si
moja prokleta glava!

630
00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:58,880
Zašto?!

631
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:02,760
Započnimo operaciju.
Prvo zatvorite oči.

632
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:03,680
Da.

633
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:06,800
Ovaj tip je potpuni idiot.

634
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:08,840
[DOKTOR]: Sada duboko udahnite...

635
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:10,400
Učinite Anulom-Vilom (udah-izdah).

636
00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:16,280
Bhabhi ji, to nije Anulom Vilom.
Radiš Kapalbhati!

637
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:19,600
Šššš! Ja sam liječnik.
Da poslušam stručnjaka.

638
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:22,480
Sada se tiho moli Bogu.

639
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,400
[DOKTOR]: “O Bože, znam
Nisam pravi doktor…

640
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,880
[DOKTOR]: ali molim vas napravite
ova operacija uspjela.

641
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,160
[DOKTOR]: A ako ne,

642
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:30,360
[DOKTOR]: onda barem
daj mir ovoj duši."

643
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:33,840
[STENJE] - Mama...

644
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:36,280
[ZVONI TELEFON]
- Prokletstvo!

645
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:38,600
Tko dovraga zove
u ovakvom trenutku?

646
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:41,400
Što dovraga... tko je to?!

647
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:43,120
Jedan jak šamar će to objasniti!

648
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:46,920
Da Amma... kako to da zoveš?

649
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:49,880
Ne mogu doći do bahurije (snahe).
Moram razgovarati s njom.

650
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,840
Ona je dobro, Amma.
Njezin telefon samo radi.

651
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:54,240
Slaba baterija i sve.

652
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:55,760
Natjerat ću je da te nazove
kad stignemo kući.

653
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:57,400
Ne brini, ona je dobro.

654
00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:00,160
Htio sam joj prirediti iznenađenje!

655
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:02,480
Onda samo naprijed i učini to Amma.
[TIWARI] : Auuuuuuuuu!

656
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:03,600
Što se sada dogodilo?

657
00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:06,040
Gas, Amma. Dobivam plin.
Nazvati te kasnije!

658
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:07,320
[AMMA]: Tvoj želudac je uvijek...

659
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:10,720
[TIWARI STENJE]
[ANITA VRISTI] - Tiwari ji!

660
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:12,120
O Bože!

661
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:16,360
Već ste mu uzeli kosu...

662
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:20,200
Sada pošalji malo sreće u njegov život!

663
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:24,280
Svjetiljka mu je upaljena
posljednji komadić ulja.

664
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:27,400
Nakon ovoga, ono će umrijeti.

665
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:29,960
Ako se ugasi,

666
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:33,920
- Bit ću prisiljen ugasiti svoje.

667
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:38,080
Mora postojati netko
tamo za mene...

668
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:43,520
[OBOJE VRIŠTE]
[ANITA] - Tiwari ji... Oprezno... Pazi...

669
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:48,640
[TIWARI] : BHABHI JI...
[ANITA VRISTI]

670
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:07,920
Vau, tako brza usluga, Bože!

671
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:11,320
Upravo si ispustio anđela
ravno s neba!

672
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:15,040
Hoćeš li mi pomoći da siđem?
- Naravno.

673
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:18,880
Polako… polako.
- Puno vam hvala. I...

674
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:22,000
Usput, ja nisam neki anđeo.
- Onda?

675
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:23,320
Pa... zovem se Anita Mishra.

676
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:25,200
U redu, počnimo s operacijom.

677
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:27,520
[DOKTOR]: Očito, niste u bolnici -

678
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:30,320
[DOKTOR]: pa vjerojatno nemate
ispravan kirurški alat.

679
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:33,280
Da. Nemamo ih.
[DOKTOR]: Ako u blizini ima bilo kakvog automobila -

680
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:36,160
[DOKTOR]: brzo otvori prtljažnik
i zgrabi kutiju s alatom.

681
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:36,760
Da, tu je auto!

682
00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:45,040
[DOKTOR]: Sada izvadite nešto
oštar iz kutije s alatom.

683
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:49,440
[DOKTOR] : Kao odvijač.
- Tako je.

684
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:54,360
Sad gurni taj odvijač
duboko u ranu...

685
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:59,720
[DOKTOR] : I snažno ga mrdaj.
- MAMICE!

686
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:01,520
[VIBHUTI]: Bhabi ji... ubijaš me!

687
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:02,680
Što dalje, doktore?

688
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:04,000
Chintu Chaat Masala...

689
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:05,800
[KUHAR]: Kad život postane bljutav,
Chintu pomaže!

690
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:07,960
Chintu je ovdje…
Kakvu smiješnu masalu prodajete?

691
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,440
[KUHAR]: Stavite na voće, salate...

692
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:13,200
Koliko sekundi? Trideset sekundi...
[KUHAR]: Možete ga staviti čak i na sirovi panir...

693
00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:14,440
Oduševit ćete se...

694
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:17,320
O moj Bože!
Čak i na sirovom paniru?

695
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:20,200
Zaboravi panir,
usredotočite se na spašavanje mog tijela!

696
00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:23,760
[KUHAR]: Chintu Chaat Masala
- Zašto već jednom ne odeš, Chintu?!

697
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:26,640
Gospodine, trebam malu uslugu.
- Samo naprijed.

698
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:28,600
Možeš li me odvesti?

699
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:30,880
Upravo jesam!
- BHABI JI...

700
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:33,360
Bhabi ji... Bhabi ji...

701
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:39,120
jesi dobro
Sve u redu?

702
00:42:39,240 --> 00:42:41,560
Ne trebaš brinuti, Tiwari ji.
ja sam dobro

703
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:45,280
I ovaj ljubazan čovjek nas vozi.

704
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:47,560
A ovo je taj susjed.

705
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:50,640
Zdravo.
- Bok.

706
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:52,960
Je li i on pijanica?
- Što?!

707
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:57,040
Chhote, što je sve ovo?
Tko su ti ljudi?

708
00:42:57,160 --> 00:43:00,520
To je veliki brat.
Bhaiya, jednu minutu -

709
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:06,800
Treba im prijevoz. molim te
daj im jednu. sviđa mi se.

710
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:09,560
Zar se ne možete kontrolirati?!

711
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:14,600
Oh, Chhote, postaješ zločest, ha?
- Bhaiya prestani!

712
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:15,760
U redu. Samo naprijed.

713
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:17,680
Sjednite.
- Dođi.

714
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:19,960
Uđi u auto.
[ANITA]: Hvala.

715
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:24,360
[TIWARI PODRIGNE]

716
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:25,320
MORONU TI!

717
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:29,320
Bolje zahvali svojim zvijezdama
nije podrignuo pred Chhoteom...

718
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:33,000
Toliko bi ih gurnuo
meci u plinskim otvorima -

719
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,760
- taj će mjed početi istjecati!

720
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:38,760
Tiwari ji kontrola...
- ULAZI!

721
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:40,240
[ANITA]: Idi!

722
00:43:46,720 --> 00:43:47,800
[KRANTI]: Molim vas uđite. Sjednite.

723
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:49,240
[ANITA]: Hvala.

724
00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:53,840
Za šavove izvadite a
oštar alat iz kutije.

725
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:56,040
[DOKTOR]: Kao čavao.
- Ovo?  - Tako je, tako je.

726
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,600
[DOKTOR]: Pronađite komad žice.
- Tako je, tako je.

727
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:01,000
[DOKTOR] : Zaveži tu žicu za čavao.

728
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:02,200
Gotovo. Što sada?

729
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:04,720
[DOKTOR] : Sada ga gurnite ravno u ranu.
- U redu.

730
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:08,680
[VIBHUTI VRISTI]

731
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:11,560
[ONESVJESTI SE]

732
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,160
[ANITA]: Uz dužno poštovanje
smijem li pitati,

733
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:17,480
Hmm?

734
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:19,920
Što se točno dogodilo s tvojim bratom?

735
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:22,480
Mislim, kosa mu izgleda spaljena...

736
00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:23,680
I izgleda prilično potišteno.

737
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,560
Negdje smo se potukli...

738
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:28,120
u redu

739
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:30,600
Netko mu je izlio goruću žeravicu na glavu.

740
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:32,320
Tako mu je spaljena kosa.

741
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:35,280
U redu.
- Specijalisti za kosu već su odustali -

742
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:39,800
Rekao je da ova neplodna zemlja više nije plodna.

743
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:41,920
[ANITA]: Pa što?

744
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:45,400
Mislim, gubitak kose nije
kraj svijeta, zar ne?

745
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:48,640
Vrlo lijepo govoriš.

746
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:49,960
[OSMIJEŠI SE]

747
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:51,760
Vodim tečajeve njegovanja.

748
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,160
Bhai saab je malo osjetljiv.

749
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:58,600
Pa i ti si,
kad je plin u pitanju.

750
00:44:58,720 --> 00:44:59,520
Zašto pričaš, ha?

751
00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:01,200
Koji je vaš problem s plinom?

752
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:06,000
Zapravo, imali smo
10 konja. I konjušnicu.

753
00:45:06,240 --> 00:45:09,720
Ali jednog dana, kada je Chhote bio mali,
jeo je konjsku crnu gramsku hranu.

754
00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:12,800
I nakon toga... plin je počeo izlaziti
iz svake pore njegova tijela.

755
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,960
Otac je bio bijesan. Pretukao ga je -

756
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:18,160
- i zatvori ga u konjušnicu
za cijelu noć.

757
00:45:18,240 --> 00:45:21,480
Pa zamislite — s jedne strane bili su konji
prolazeći plin… a s druge Chhote.

758
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:24,240
Plin je imao takav učinak
na njegovom mozgu, da sada...

759
00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:27,640
- na sam spomen plina,
dobiva napadaje izazvane plinom.

760
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:29,240
Vau!

761
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:32,120
Ovo je, gospođo, cijela priča.
kužiš

762
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,040
Tiwari ji, molim te kontroliraj...

763
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:38,240
Teeka...
- Hmm?

764
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:40,280
Bojim se da bi Bua ji mogao biti
upao u neku jamu ili nešto...

765
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:41,880
Ti bijedni ba*****d.

766
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:43,520
Aj, propali smo, propali!

767
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:01,040
[GUNCA]
- Sviđa mi se! haha

768
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:04,040
Saxena ji? ovdje si?
- Saxena bhaiya, ti?

769
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:06,400
Što ima, Teeka, Tillu?

770
00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:09,200
Reci nam... što radiš ovdje?

771
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:10,160
Dakle dečki...

772
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:12,680
Ovo je moped T-Rex.

773
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:16,160
Sam sam napravio ovaj T-Rex.

774
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:18,520
To je moj startup.

775
00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:20,400
Na probnoj sam vožnji.

776
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:22,600
Zainteresirana je japanska tvrtka.

777
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:24,880
Saxena ji, reci nam jednu stvar-
- Hmm?

778
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:27,120
Po čemu je vaš moped drugačiji
od svih ostalih?

779
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:29,160
Moj je drugačiji jer -

780
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:32,560
Napravio sam svoj moped.

781
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:35,080
- Hmm...
A tuđi moped...

782
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:38,040
Ostali... nisam gradio.
- U redu. Što?

783
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:40,880
Oprostite, Saxena Bhaiya.
- Da?

784
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:43,080
Što je tako posebno u vezi s tim?

785
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:45,240
Radi na kori banane.

786
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:49,400
Kore od banane?!
- Hmm... - Kao... što?

787
00:46:51,240 --> 00:46:54,760
Saxena bhaiya... Stvar je u tome što smo mi
moram malo naprijed.

788
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:58,320
Možemo li povesti vašeg T-Rexa?

789
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:01,720
Dođi, dođi. Uskoči!
- Hvala Saxena ji...

790
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:03,480
[TEEKA PJUŠI]

791
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:05,840
[TILLU]: VIBHUTI GOSPODINE...
[TEEKA]:Gdje si?!

792
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:11,080
[TIWARI PRDEŽI]
- Tko je to rekao?

793
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:16,160
Mor (PAUN). Bio je to mor, gospodine.
- Volim mor. Još jednom molim!

794
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,400
Bhaiya, stani ovdje.
Moramo sići.

795
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:22,560
Možemo vas ostaviti dalje ako želite.

796
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:25,560
Kranti, moramo lijevo.
Kasnimo.

797
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:27,240
Ne zaboravite misiju svoga brata.

798
00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:31,240
U redu je, stvarno. Ovo je naše
svejedno prestani. Hvala puno!

799
00:47:31,240 --> 00:47:32,760
idemo
- Zapravo, htjela sam pitati...

800
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:35,400
Dođi, idemo! Naći ćemo se kasnije,
upoznati kako treba. Molim te dođi, bhabhi ji!

801
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:37,080
Slušaj... uzmi barem moj broj.

802
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:39,560
Nikad se ne zna - moglo bi se
treba nas nekad.

803
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:42,720
Apsolutno! Molimo dajte broj.

804
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:46,160
[TIWARI]: Broj?
- ZAPIŠI!

805
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:48,040
Da.

806
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:51,000
Krenimo.
[ANITA]: Hvala vam puno.
[TIWARI]: Hvala, Bhaisaab.

807
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:54,920
A ti—budi jaka, u redu?
- Da, gospođo. ja ću.

808
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:56,280
[TIWARI]: Požuri bhabi ji...

809
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:58,320
Koliko si dugo
buljiti u nju?

810
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:07,080
[ZVONI TELEFON]

811
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:09,640
Zašto sada zove lijepa gospođa?

812
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:12,960
Poštena gospođo zdravo....

813
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,240
Happu Singh ji, gdje
jeste li stigli?

814
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:16,440
[ŠOKIRANA]

815
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:19,760
Arre Dada, sjetio sam se!

816
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:21,360
Poštena gospođa je u nevolji!

817
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:25,920
Poštena gospođo ja odlazim,
Mislim, već sam otišao.

818
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:28,920
Više od pola puta.
Ti spuštaš slušalicu - dolazim.

819
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:31,160
[HAPPU]: Bože! ja sam mrtav!

820
00:48:32,240 --> 00:48:35,760
Saxena ji, tvoja prečica nas je uhvatila
zapeo usred džungle!

821
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:39,400
Dečki, biogorivo - u osnovi,
fue - je gotov.

822
00:48:39,720 --> 00:48:43,600
Sada se ovaj T-Rex neće pomaknuti
centimetar bez kore od banane.

823
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:46,560
Gdje ćemo dovraga naći
kore od banane u ovoj džungli?

824
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:47,600
[PRODAVAČICA]: Uzmi malo... Uzmi malo...

825
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:49,520
Što?

826
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:51,160
heh Lijepa dama to nudi
usred džungle!

827
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,040
Što ova djevojka govori?

828
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:55,240
[PRODAVAČICA]: Kupi banane...
Banane…

829
00:48:56,240 --> 00:48:58,480
[SAXENA]: Sestro... Sestro...
- Ti prljavi ume!

830
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:00,480
[SAXENA]: Našli smo banane! Imamo ih!
- Ona prodaje banane.

831
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:02,960
- Govorila je o prodaji banana.
[SAXENA]: Našli smo banane!

832
00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:04,880
Imamo banane!
Sada će uspjeti.

833
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:08,480
[PRODAVAČICA]: Što to radiš?!

834
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:10,120
[PRODAVAČICA]: Hej!
- Bog je s nama.

835
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:13,960
Vi ste, gospođo, princ sa sjajnim oklopom.
Oprosti, princezo s oklopom.

836
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:15,960
Banane su nam stvarno trebale.

837
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:18,000
Vidite ovu košaru banana?

838
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:18,440
Da.

839
00:49:18,720 --> 00:49:21,000
Ne želimo kupovati banane.

840
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:23,120
Želimo kupiti koru od banane.

841
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:26,880
Ali gospodine, ako uzmete samo kore,
što da radim s bananama?

842
00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:28,800
Uzmi banane.

843
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:35,280
sviđa mi se!

844
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:36,560
Počnite guliti! Počnite guliti!

845
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:38,160
Čekati!

846
00:49:39,240 --> 00:49:41,320
O ne… Bacchu Bhaiya! Bacchu Bhaiya zove!
- Počneš i guliti.

847
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:43,280
[TEEKA]: Pozdrav, Bacchu bhaiya.

848
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:45,320
Hej, uputi video poziv.

849
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:46,920
Ne povezuje se s moje strane.

850
00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:48,880
Bacchu bhaiya...

851
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:50,640
Bua ji je potpuno siguran.

852
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:52,360
Stojeći odmah pored nas,
sav miran i sretan.

853
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:54,000
Prestani pričati gluposti.

854
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:57,480
[BACCHU]: Upućivanje videopoziva.
Neću se opustiti dok...

855
00:49:57,520 --> 00:49:59,400
Vidim je svojim očima.

856
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:01,520
Ne možemo vam pokazati.
[BACCHU]: Zašto ne?

857
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:03,880
Jer… ona se upravo kupa.

858
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:06,280
I kako možete gledati svoje
vlastiti Bua ji koji se kupa?

859
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:11,680
Kakve gluposti pričaš!
Zdravo? Bacchu Bhaiya? Postoji problem s mrežom.

860
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:13,520
Halo halo halo... Odjebi!

861
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:16,880
Krvavi...

862
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:21,000
Nešto je sigurno sumnjivo…

863
00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:23,400
Aaahhhhhhhhh....

864
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:27,000
Što se dogodilo, Bharbhuti ji?
Već sam izvadio metak.

865
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,560
Zašto onda toliko stenješ?

866
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:29,480
Bhabi ji...

867
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:34,160
Bhabhi ji, pucanje nije boljelo
koliko i vaša operacija!

868
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:37,680
Način na koji si ga otvorio—
bogami si ga razderala!

869
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:38,640
o bože!

870
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:40,560
Što to govoriš, Bharbhuti ji?

871
00:50:40,720 --> 00:50:43,480
S toliko sam muke izvadio metak

872
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:46,120
a ti mene kriviš?

873
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:48,400
Ti si takav...

874
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:51,240
Što ste rekli?
Nisam to čuo. Ponoviti?

875
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:53,040
ti si takav...

876
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:57,480
Aahh... još jednom, Bhabhi ji?
[ANGOORI]: Ti si takav...

877
00:50:57,880 --> 00:50:58,800
[VIBHUTI]: O Bože...

878
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:00,680
[ANITA]: VIBHU...
[TIWARI]: Angoori...

879
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:01,920
[ANITA]: VIBHU...

880
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:04,560
Ona uvijek dolazi na
krivo vrijeme, svaki put.

881
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:07,480
[ANITA]: VIBHU...
[ANGOORI]: LADDU KE BHAIYA...
[TIWARI]: Angoori...

882
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:09,240
[ANITA]: VIBHU...
[TIWARI]: PAGLI (Angoori)...

883
00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:11,520
[ANITA]: VIBHU...
[VIBHUTI]: Polako, polako. Upucan sam.

884
00:51:11,720 --> 00:51:13,480
[ANITA]: Dobro, dobro. jesi dobro

885
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:14,640
na neki način...

886
00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:15,720
Pagli...

887
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:18,320
Zašto ste se uključili
s ovim luđakom?

888
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:20,280
Oprosti Tiwari ji...

889
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:24,960
Ovaj je luđak riskirao život
spasiti Bhabhi ji.

890
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:29,000
Primio sam metak za nju!

891
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:33,640
Velike riječi su za one koji primaju metke
na prsima, ne na guzi!

892
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:34,640
ZAČEPI TIWARI JI!

893
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:39,480
Vibhu, idemo. Dovest ćemo liječnika
da što prije ukloni metak.

894
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:44,640
Ne dijete, ne. Bhabhi ji ga je već izvadio,
osobno, svojim rukama.

895
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:46,840
Da, jesam.

896
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:50,160
Oprosti, Bhabhi ji,
dođi ovamo na trenutak.

897
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:52,720
Dođi dođi.
- Što to radiš?

898
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:55,440
- Hej
[ANITA]: Koji vrag?

899
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:57,360
Ostanite mirni.
- Aaaaahhhhhh

900
00:51:57,600 --> 00:51:58,960
Vibhu, idemo kući. Idemo sada.

901
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:03,400
Ne dijete, ne. Nije moguće. Ovo je gangster
teritorija. Možda su još u blizini.

902
00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:09,000
Da, Anita ji, Bharbhuti ji je u pravu.
Sada je previše viskija za izlazak.

903
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:12,200
Vrijeme je za viski, ali
Pagli, to je riskantno, a ne viski!

904
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:13,600
Dobro ste shvatili!

905
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:15,080
[ZVONI TELEFON]

906
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:17,640
Zdravo, što je bilo?

907
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:18,720
Daj Anita ji na telefon.

908
00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:20,280
Tiwari ji, daj mi to.

909
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:23,160
Bok, ovo je Anita Mishra.

910
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:24,560
gdje si

911
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:26,600
Trenutno daleko… ali volio bih da sam…

912
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:28,840
Trebamo vašu pomoć.

913
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:33,320
Ta stara ruševina blizu mjesta gdje si nas ostavio—

914
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:35,240
— molim te dođi odmah.

915
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:37,560
Što se dogodilo, Anita ji?
Je li sve u redu?

916
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:39,600
U velikoj smo nevolji.

917
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:42,720
Neki siledžije nas progone.
Molim te dođi brzo.

918
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:45,480
Bhaiya...

919
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:58,280
Tko je bila ta Anita ji?
- Anđeo.

920
00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:00,040
Anđeo?

921
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:10,920
Reci mi, Bharbhuti ji...
- Što sada?

922
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:13,200
Čovjek čovjeku…

923
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:18,320
Jeste li skinuli cijele hlače
ispred Angoorija ili samo pola?

924
00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:24,600
Tiwari ji, skinuo sam samo pola.
Bhabhi ji nije vidio moja koljena.

925
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:28,200
Mogu li sada dobiti malo mira?
- Tko te sprječava?

926
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:30,240
[TIWARI]: Bilo gdje, bilo kada, razmaknutih nogu
i fontana je uključena.

927
00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:42,960
Tiwari ji...

928
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:55,080
Bhabi ji...
- Ti bitangi su ovdje.

929
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:56,160
o bože
- O Bože.

930
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:57,600
Tiwari ji, telefon!

931
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:02,040
[ZVONI TELEFON]

932
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:03,160
Javi se.

933
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:05,880
Da Anita ji?
- Gdje si?

934
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,880
Nasilnici su nas slijedili ovdje.

935
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:12,120
[KRANTI]: Ne znaju tko
petljaju se s.

936
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:15,880
Samo opusti se, Anita ji.
Bhaiyya...

937
00:55:47,720 --> 00:55:50,800
[PRIGUŠENI KRICI]
- Tiho...

938
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:53,200
Nešto je zapelo…
- Gdje?

939
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:55,560
Tamo dolje... dolje...

940
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:02,880
Škakljivo je...

941
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:05,560
Našao sam.

942
00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:07,320
o bože!
- Cigareta!

943
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:09,600
Bhabi ji, je li reakcija stvarno potrebna?

944
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:11,920
Laddoo ke Bhaiyaa je popušio cigaretu!

945
00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:33,840
Trčanje!

946
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:57,080
[VIBHUTI CVIČE]
[TIWARI]: Što se dogodilo?

947
00:56:57,240 --> 00:56:59,480
[PRIGUŠENI KRICI]
o bože!

948
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:01,040
Što se dogodilo?

949
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:04,720
Tamo gdje je bio metak…
Sada je u njemu zabijen čavao.

950
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:06,120
[ANGOORI]: O Bože!

951
00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:11,000
[ANITA]: U redu je. u redu je

952
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:39,800
[ZVONI TELEFON]

953
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:57,920
[SVIRA PJESMA]

954
00:57:57,920 --> 00:58:00,600
Gdje je Angoori?
Hej, tko si ti?

955
00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:02,840
tko si ti
A što si ti za Angoori ji?

956
00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:05,360
Ja sam njena majka!
tko si ti

957
00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:07,720
Oh, saasu maa (svekrva)!
Lijep pozdrav!

958
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:11,080
Zašto me zoveš saasu maa?!
tko si ti

959
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:12,800
[PUCAJ]

960
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:32,920
Vibhu! To je on! To je anđeo!
Dođite, dođite svi!
- Dođi laddoo ke bhaiya.

961
00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:40,240
[ŠAPUĆE]
Kranti ji... Kranti ji...

962
00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:41,600
O moj Bože!

963
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:47,640
O, Bože, Laddoo ke Bhaiyaa!
On je taj koji nas je privukao!

964
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,800
Bhabhi ji, privlači?
Misliš napadnut, zar ne?

965
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:52,280
Dobro ste shvatili!

966
00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:58,480
[KORACI]

967
00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:03,920
O BOŽE!

968
00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:16,280
Evo jedan za vas:

969
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:19,480
Uz gorući žar,

970
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:24,720
zapalio si moje želje...

971
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:29,680
Toliko rupa ću ti napraviti u tijelu,

972
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:34,000
Traktor bi mogao proći ravno!

973
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:40,480
Wow!
Toliko težine u tvojoj noši!

974
00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:46,320
Bhabhi ji, ne noša, mislio si na poeziju!

975
00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:51,080
Dobro ste shvatili!
Tvoja pjesma zaista ima takvu težinu!

976
00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:53,360
Kao i ovaj pištolj.

977
00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:56,720
Sada, izdahni posljednji dah.

978
00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:01,320
žao mi je žao mi je

979
01:00:09,960 --> 01:00:11,440
[PODRIGANJE]

980
01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:13,080
[PIŠE]

981
01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:17,720
[SVI VRIŠTE]
- Chhote chhote....

982
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:22,600
[SVI VRIŠTE]
- Chhote chhote....

983
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:27,080
[VIBHUTI]: Natjeraj ga da njuši cipele!
- Baba je otišao gore chhote...

984
01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:31,760
[VIBHUTI]: Tuci ga cipelama!
[ANGOORI]: Ja ću voziti.

985
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:44,600
[ANITA]: O Bože Tiwari ji...
[ANGOORI]: O bože Laddoo ke bhaiya...

986
01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:48,880
[ANGOORI]: O Bože...
[ANITA]: Tiwari ji izađi!

987
01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:51,560
[SVI KAŠLJU]

988
01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:52,760
[ANGOORI]: Fuj...
-TIWARI JI...

989
01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:56,160
Sve si okrenuo
auto u plinsku komoru!

990
01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:58,240
Zaista, laddoo ke bhaiya!
- Tiwari ji...

991
01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:02,600
Učini jednu stvar-
idi iza onog grmlja
i prvo se olakšaj.

992
01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:03,560
Tek tada ćemo krenuti naprijed.

993
01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:05,520
Ukrao si mi riječi, Bhabhi ji.

994
01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:07,120
Jer dugo ga njušimo!

995
01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:07,880
Tvoj, huljo!

996
01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:12,480
[STENJANJE]
- Pažljivo Laddoo ke bhaiya...

997
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:16,360
Vibhu, trebao bi pustiti svoje
rane također dobiju malo zraka.

998
01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:19,600
Tiwari jijev "zrak" bio je ušiljen
na same moje rane!

999
01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:25,200
[UZDASI]

1000
01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:29,480
[CVIKANJE]

1001
01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:32,960
BHABI JI....

1002
01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:35,040
Tiwari ji...
[TIWARI]: BHABI JI...

1003
01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:36,480
[ANITA]: Tiwari ji...
Laddoo ke bhaiya...

1004
01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:38,120
Kakav sretan kraj Laddo ke Bhaiya...

1005
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:40,840
Neće imati sretan kraj.
Mislite 'dogodilo'.

1006
01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:42,680
Dobro ste shvatili!
Što se dogodilo?

1007
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:44,440
Što da kažem Bhabi ji...

1008
01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:46,320
U trenutku kad sam sjeo
olakšati sebi,

1009
01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:48,080
Osjećao sam se kao netko -

1010
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:52,040
- zabio mi je dvije igle u zadnjicu.
- Što?

1011
01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:56,880
Tada sam vidio zmiju kako gmiže
ispod mene...

1012
01:01:57,120 --> 01:01:59,000
i skliznuti u obližnje grmlje!

1013
01:01:59,200 --> 01:01:59,880
[ANGOORI]: O Bože!

1014
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:01,960
umrijet ću...
- Ne ne...

1015
01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:06,160
Ako se nešto dogodi laddoo ke bhaiya,
Odreći ću se i svog života!

1016
01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:08,240
Vibhu, znaš li kako
isisati otrov?

1017
01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:09,080
NE.

1018
01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:12,280
Onda ću isisati
otrov iz laddoo ke bhaiya...

1019
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:14,280
Ne Bhabhi ji, to nije sočan mango!

1020
01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:16,320
Dakle, trebam li pustiti laddoo ke bhaiya da umre?

1021
01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:18,160
Isisat ću otrov!

1022
01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:19,120
Ne Bhabi ji!

1023
01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:22,000
Nećeš mu isisati otrov!

1024
01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:26,000
Ako netko isisa otrov -
to ću biti ja!

1025
01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:31,880
Vibhu, pazi da ne progutaš
čak i kap otrova!

1026
01:02:31,880 --> 01:02:35,800
Nema veze.
- Požuri. Umrijet ću!

1027
01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:37,640
[STENJANJE]
- Požuri.

1028
01:02:37,640 --> 01:02:38,680
[VIBHUTI STENJE]

1029
01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:40,920
Vibhu...

1030
01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:44,240
[OBOJE STENJE]

1031
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:45,840
[VIBHUTI]: Podigni guzicu.

1032
01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:47,560
[TIWARI]: To je škakljivo.

1033
01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:51,400
[TIWARI] : Ovo je prvi put nečiji
jezik je dotakao to mjesto!
- O Bože!

1034
01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:53,560
[ANGOORI SE SMIJE]
[VIBHUTI]: Prestani pričati gluposti i podigni se!

1035
01:02:55,440 --> 01:02:56,680
[TIWARI]: Koliko još?

1036
01:02:56,800 --> 01:02:58,600
[VIBHUTI]: Koliko god možete.

1037
01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:00,720
[TIWARI]: Ovdje!
[VIBHUTI]: Ovoliko je dovoljno.

1038
01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:03,200
o bože!

1039
01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:05,200
jesi dobro
- Da.

1040
01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:07,440
Bhabi ji...

1041
01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:10,520
Isisao sam sav otrov.

1042
01:03:10,760 --> 01:03:11,480
gospođo...

1043
01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:13,400
slušaj...

1044
01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:14,400
Što se dogodilo?

1045
01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:15,760
Izgubio sam svog ljubimca zmiju.

1046
01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:17,240
Ljudi, jeste li ga vidjeli?
- O da...

1047
01:03:17,560 --> 01:03:19,720
Jedna me zmija ujela i
zavukao se u ono grmlje!

1048
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:22,880
Ne brinite za ugriz!
Potpuno je neotrovno!

1049
01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:32,080
Nagendra! gdje si sinko
Nagendra!

1050
01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:38,640
[PLJUJE]

1051
01:03:41,320 --> 01:03:46,040
Poštena gospođo... Poštena gospođo... Poštena gospođo...

1052
01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:49,880
Hej stani! Brat!

1053
01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:52,120
Slušaj... Popravi to brzo, brzo!
- da

1054
01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:54,200
Zašto nas je ovaj inspektor zaustavio?
- Tko zna?

1055
01:03:56,760 --> 01:04:00,680
Poštena gospođo... Poštena gospođo...
Prava gospođo...

1056
01:04:01,160 --> 01:04:04,440
Što je bilo, inspektore ji?
Zašto skandirate "poštena gospođo"?

1057
01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:08,440
Zapravo slušajte, jeste li vidjeli a
vrlo svijetloputa dama u blizini?

1058
01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:13,840
Toliko pošteno da ako uđe u mračnu sobu,
nećete morati paliti svjetlo, kunem se!

1059
01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:15,120
Baš je poštena.

1060
01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:17,880
A s njom, tu je i taj nitkov...

1061
01:04:18,160 --> 01:04:19,360
Zalijepio se za nju poput pijavice.

1062
01:04:19,360 --> 01:04:22,800
Ako ga jednom vidite, nećete
osjećati se kao da ga ponovno vidim.

1063
01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:25,560
Inspektore, nismo nikoga vidjeli.

1064
01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:29,440
Lijepi pozdrav.
- Pozdrav... Čekaj...
Zaboravite pozdrave - slušajte me...

1065
01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:31,920
Ako u blizini postoji neka kontrolna postaja,
molim te ostavi me.

1066
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:34,360
Inspektore ji, u žurbi smo.
Molim te pusti nas.

1067
01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:36,680
Takva žurba? Što se događa?

1068
01:04:37,360 --> 01:04:37,880
[HAPPU]: Da?

1069
01:04:38,240 --> 01:04:40,040
Idem pokopati mrtvo tijelo...

1070
01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:42,240
- ili već pokopan, braćo?

1071
01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:45,680
[SMIJEH]

1072
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:47,840
[HAPPU]: Samo sam se šalio.

1073
01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:50,680
Slušaj, upali auto.
Ostavite me blizu kontrolne postaje.

1074
01:04:51,200 --> 01:04:52,560
[HAPPU]: Idemo brzo.
Upali auto.

1075
01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:54,560
On je drzak.

1076
01:04:55,960 --> 01:04:56,560
[MEHANIČAR]: Gospodine...

1077
01:04:57,480 --> 01:04:58,920
Da?
- Vaš auto je spreman.

1078
01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:01,240
Moj auto? Ovo je moj auto? - da
[KRANTI]: On je golemi nitkov.

1079
01:05:01,520 --> 01:05:02,320
brate...

1080
01:05:02,760 --> 01:05:04,840
hvala vam Vidimo se opet.

1081
01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:06,640
Idemo, brate.

1082
01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:20,920
[ANITA]: Angoori ji, zaustavi auto...

1083
01:05:22,480 --> 01:05:26,320
Gospodine inspektore!
Mi... trebamo vašu pomoć!

1084
01:05:26,480 --> 01:05:30,320
Gospodine, neki siledžije nas progone,
stvarno loši!

1085
01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:33,640
Njih dvojica su braća.

1086
01:05:33,640 --> 01:05:35,200
Shanti i Kranti!
- da

1087
01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:36,040
ne brini

1088
01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:37,960
Pozvat ću pojačanje.

1089
01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:39,600
Sve ćemo vas sigurno odvesti kući.

1090
01:05:39,640 --> 01:05:41,840
Hvala vam 'poglavlje' gospodine.
- Što to govoriš?

1091
01:05:41,840 --> 01:05:44,560
To je inspektor, a ne odjel!
Pokušavate li nas ubiti?

1092
01:05:44,560 --> 01:05:45,800
[ANITA SE SMIJEŠI]
- Dobro si shvatio!

1093
01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:46,480
Dajte im čaj ili nešto!

1094
01:05:46,600 --> 01:05:47,320
[TIWARI]: Hvala.

1095
01:05:48,080 --> 01:05:49,200
Ne brini, Vibhu.

1096
01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:50,720
Sada smo sigurni.
- znam

1097
01:05:52,320 --> 01:05:54,560
[INSPEKTOR]: Uzmi
briga o blokadi.

1098
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:57,960
Čini se da je rezervna kopija ovdje,
točno gospodine inspektore?

1099
01:05:58,080 --> 01:06:00,760
[ANGOORI]: O Bože.
[INSPEKTOR]: Da, rezervni.

1100
01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:09,240
[TIWARI VIČE]
[ANGOORI]: O Bože!

1101
01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:20,160
Pozdrav bhaiya.
Ostanite blagoslovljeni. jesi dobro

1102
01:06:20,640 --> 01:06:21,840
jesi dobro
- Pozdrav Kranti bhaiya.

1103
01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:24,000
Policajac radi s njima!

1104
01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:25,000
Evo ih.

1105
01:06:45,440 --> 01:06:50,960
[PRIGUŠENI KRICI]

1106
01:06:55,920 --> 01:06:57,160
[GLAZBA SVIRA]
[BACCHU PJEVANJE]

1107
01:06:57,320 --> 01:06:57,840
[GOON]: Hajde...

1108
01:06:59,320 --> 01:06:59,800
[GOON]: Sjedni...

1109
01:07:01,680 --> 01:07:02,120
[MAJSTOR GONCA]

1110
01:07:03,680 --> 01:07:04,440
[BACCHU PJEVANJE]

1111
01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:06,800
Brate, kakvo je ovo ponašanje?

1112
01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:09,800
Zašto smo dovedeni ovamo?

1113
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:11,400
Recite nam... Recite nam... Recite nam!

1114
01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:14,280
Hmm...

1115
01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:18,760
Čuo sam da su Teeka i
Tillu su tvoji prijatelji?

1116
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:22,320
Gle, kad bi ti ljudi uzeli
novac od tebe i pobjegao,

1117
01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:23,760
Ja ću ti se odužiti.

1118
01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:26,640
Jer... imam puno novca, u redu?

1119
01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:29,120
Ali pusti me.

1120
01:07:29,360 --> 01:07:31,320
Gledajte, stvarno ne znamo
gdje su ti momci.

1121
01:07:31,600 --> 01:07:32,240
[BACHHU]: Stvarno?

1122
01:07:32,560 --> 01:07:35,760
Onda vas moram upoznati s Gulabijom.

1123
01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:38,240
Gulabija...?

1124
01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:41,680
Brate, gdje je taj Gulabija?
Nazovi je.

1125
01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:43,360
Gulabija...

1126
01:07:45,360 --> 01:07:45,880
VATRA!

1127
01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:53,560
Sad mi recite prijatelji...

1128
01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:55,840
Ali ako ništa ne znamo,

1129
01:07:56,080 --> 01:07:58,400
kako se možemo bilo čega sjetiti?

1130
01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:00,600
Dakle, nećete se sjetiti.

1131
01:08:01,960 --> 01:08:04,240
u redu Dečki, primijenite
na njima opojan parfem.

1132
01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:07,720
Ali ne vidimo nijednu damu u blizini,

1133
01:08:07,760 --> 01:08:11,200
- dostojan tako zavodljivog mirisa!

1134
01:08:11,320 --> 01:08:13,680
Ovaj opojan miris
nije za ženu,

1135
01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:16,920
Koristimo ga na našim kravama i bivolima.

1136
01:08:19,440 --> 01:08:22,320
Kada ga poprskamo po njima,

1137
01:08:22,440 --> 01:08:25,760
Brat Zorawar dobiva,

1138
01:08:26,640 --> 01:08:29,640
- probuđen mirisom.
A onda...

1139
01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:32,200
Usput, tko je taj Zorawar?

1140
01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:36,040
Zorawar je bik iz naše staje za stoku.

1141
01:08:41,480 --> 01:08:43,920
[SVI VRISTE]

1142
01:08:47,840 --> 01:08:50,240
[KRANTI]: Što da radimo
s njima sada, Bhaiya?

1143
01:08:51,080 --> 01:08:53,520
[SHANTI]: Mamajina kuća je u blizini.

1144
01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:56,640
[SHANTI]: Prvo ih odvedimo tamo,
onda shvati ostatak.

1145
01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:00,840
Na temelju toga koliko
kore ljudi bacaju,

1146
01:09:01,040 --> 01:09:06,400
[AUTI ZVUČE]
možemo izračunati koliko
benzinske postaje koje možemo postaviti.

1147
01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:09,040
[TEEKA i TILLU]: BUAJI! BUAJI! BUAJI!

1148
01:09:09,160 --> 01:09:10,120
Saxena ji! Zaustavi bicikl!

1149
01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:11,400
Otišao je naš Buaji!

1150
01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:13,320
Brate, ovo je oštar zaokret.
Ne može polukružno skrenuti!

1151
01:09:13,320 --> 01:09:15,600
Ovdje se radi.
Ovo je probni rad!

1152
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:19,080
Okreni bicikl!
sviđa mi se!

1153
01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:23,440
[SHANTI i KRANTI]: Maasab! Maasab!

1154
01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:24,520
[SHANTI]: Maasab!

1155
01:09:26,080 --> 01:09:27,280
spavaš li

1156
01:09:28,360 --> 01:09:29,640
hej
- Maasab...

1157
01:09:30,120 --> 01:09:31,720
Shanti-Kranti...

1158
01:09:32,120 --> 01:09:33,880
Nakon toliko vremena!
- Da...

1159
01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:36,480
[MAASAB SE SMIJE]
[SHANTI i KRANTI] : Pranaam!
[MAASAB] : Što?!

1160
01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:38,880
Što ti se dogodilo s kosom?

1161
01:09:39,920 --> 01:09:41,320
Izgleda kao da ga je štakor sažvakao!

1162
01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:43,520
Maasab…

1163
01:09:44,040 --> 01:09:47,400
Da Maasab.
Ovo su štakori koji su to učinili.

1164
01:09:50,200 --> 01:09:51,360
Ti krvavi...

1165
01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:52,800
Kako se usuđuju?!

1166
01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:56,200
Znate li uopće tko su oni?

1167
01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:58,000
majko...
[VIBHUTI] : MAMA...
[SHANTI] : Maasab!

1168
01:09:58,200 --> 01:09:59,760
Maasab… Što si ti..
Ti si učitelj!

1169
01:09:59,800 --> 01:10:00,600
oprosti mi...

1170
01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:02,920
Malo sam se zanio.

1171
01:10:04,840 --> 01:10:05,960
Pokažite mi njihova lica!

1172
01:10:07,440 --> 01:10:08,800
[SMIJE SE]

1173
01:10:14,440 --> 01:10:15,240
OK!

1174
01:10:19,920 --> 01:10:20,760
o Bože!

1175
01:10:21,320 --> 01:10:22,160
Mamaji!

1176
01:10:22,680 --> 01:10:23,520
Angoori!

1177
01:10:23,840 --> 01:10:24,600
Mamaji!
- Kćeri!

1178
01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:28,760
Što se događa?
- Nemam pojma!

1179
01:10:29,040 --> 01:10:29,960
[ZVOK NAOČALA]
[SHANTI i KRANTI] : Živjeli...

1180
01:10:38,160 --> 01:10:38,800
Shanti...

1181
01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:41,760
Znaš Angoori
je moja nećakinja, zar ne?

1182
01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:44,200
Djeca griješe...

1183
01:10:45,480 --> 01:10:46,280
- zašto onda?

1184
01:10:47,240 --> 01:10:49,640
Već smo im (damama) oprostili.

1185
01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:51,760
Ne kažnjavamo ih, Maasab.

1186
01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:53,600
Ne! Reci mu Chhote.

1187
01:10:55,200 --> 01:10:59,360
Bhaiya će oženiti tvoju nećakinju,
i oženit ću njezinog susjeda.

1188
01:11:00,040 --> 01:11:01,680
Ali… oboje su već u braku!

1189
01:11:01,680 --> 01:11:03,280
A sutra će biti udovice, Maasab

1190
01:11:03,320 --> 01:11:06,520
Što?
- Ubit ćemo njihove muževe.

1191
01:11:06,760 --> 01:11:07,600
Opustiti.

1192
01:11:07,880 --> 01:11:11,120
I oženiti udovicu
je plemenito djelo Masab.

1193
01:11:11,120 --> 01:11:13,360
majka...
- Masab...

1194
01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:15,080
Ti si majstor ji...

1195
01:11:16,080 --> 01:11:20,000
žao mi je
Zanio sam se.

1196
01:11:20,840 --> 01:11:24,040
Ali sine...
- Bez ‘ako’ i bez ‘ali’ masterji.

1197
01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:27,600
[KRANTI]: Počnite s pripremama
za veliko vjenčanje.

1198
01:11:27,720 --> 01:11:31,200
Blagoslovi nas.
Predajte nam svoje kćeri.

1199
01:11:31,480 --> 01:11:37,320
Ako to ne učinite...
Predat ćemo te bogovima.

1200
01:11:45,720 --> 01:11:50,720
Ostanite blagoslovljeni.
Bog vas blagoslovio. svaka cast

1201
01:11:56,560 --> 01:11:59,160
Trebali smo dobiti
Banana djevojka s nama.

1202
01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:00,920
Tillu...

1203
01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:02,480
čekaj...

1204
01:12:02,960 --> 01:12:05,000
Vratio se onaj isti poznati loš miris.

1205
01:12:05,080 --> 01:12:07,520
Može li biti…?
Nije li ovo od inspektora?

1206
01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:09,920
[AUTO SE PRIBLIŽAVA]

1207
01:12:10,160 --> 01:12:11,840
TO JE ON!

1208
01:12:11,840 --> 01:12:13,600
[OBOJE]: Inspektore...

1209
01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:15,760
Svaka cast inspektore!

1210
01:12:16,080 --> 01:12:17,840
[HAPPU]: Dečki!
[TEEKA]: Pozdrav inspektore!

1211
01:12:17,840 --> 01:12:20,400
Što radiš ovdje s ovim idiotom?

1212
01:12:20,400 --> 01:12:23,440
Zaboravi to, što radiš ovdje?

1213
01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:26,720
Pa... iz vedra neba,
Nazvala me poštena gospođa.

1214
01:12:26,840 --> 01:12:28,760
Hmm?
- Zvučalo je kao da je u nevolji.

1215
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:30,440
Pokušavam je pronaći.

1216
01:12:30,560 --> 01:12:33,240
Otišao sam na adresu koju mi je dala,
ali nije bilo nikoga...

1217
01:12:33,440 --> 01:12:35,120
naravno da ne…
- Što?

1218
01:12:35,240 --> 01:12:37,200
Vidjeli smo je kako ide ovuda.
- Otišla je ovuda?!

1219
01:12:37,200 --> 01:12:40,080
Da. ovuda!
- Hajde, onda brzo! Upadaj!

1220
01:12:40,280 --> 01:12:42,200
Hajde brzo!
[SAXENA]: Dečki...

1221
01:12:42,480 --> 01:12:43,880
Što je s mojim T-Rexom?

1222
01:12:43,880 --> 01:12:46,640
Tvoj T-Rex? Ovaj bicikl se sklapa?
- Da, ima.

1223
01:12:46,800 --> 01:12:48,240
Zatim ga presavijte i gurnite u svoj...

1224
01:12:48,320 --> 01:12:50,760
Zaboravi, ludače! penji se!
Kasnimo.

1225
01:12:50,960 --> 01:12:54,040
Moramo pronaći Vibhuti Setha.
[HAPPU]: Svi ukrcani?

1226
01:12:54,080 --> 01:12:57,200
[TEEKA]: Idemo.
[TILLU]: Već smo u velikim problemima.

1227
01:12:57,840 --> 01:12:58,840
Gurati T-rexa u moj...

1228
01:12:59,600 --> 01:13:00,600
sviđa mi se!

1229
01:13:12,280 --> 01:13:15,840
Shanty… Shanti ji, pogledaj,
dogodilo se što se dogodilo.

1230
01:13:16,120 --> 01:13:19,280
Žalim što se dogodilo.
Stvarno mi je jako žao.

1231
01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:22,880
Ne možemo podnijeti vidjeti nekoga u boli.
Pa danas...

1232
01:13:22,880 --> 01:13:25,440
Oslobodit ću te
oboje od tvoje patnje.

1233
01:13:25,720 --> 01:13:26,640
Hvala.

1234
01:13:27,480 --> 01:13:30,640
Ali uopće ne patim!

1235
01:13:31,040 --> 01:13:33,800
Ne patiti?! huljo jedna!
Ne boli te?

1236
01:13:34,040 --> 01:13:36,120
Bas si*****!
Vidite bol!

1237
01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:40,160
Pretvorio si moju ćelavu glavu u
roštilj i igrali se sa žeravicom!

1238
01:13:40,320 --> 01:13:41,400
I kažeš da te ništa ne boli?!

1239
01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:44,600
Ne ne! Boli nas, jako boli!
Obojica.

1240
01:13:44,720 --> 01:13:46,160
Molim vas, nemojte nas ubiti!

1241
01:13:46,280 --> 01:13:47,360
Tko je rekao da će te ubiti?

1242
01:13:48,360 --> 01:13:49,320
neću te ubiti

1243
01:13:49,400 --> 01:13:51,080
Vidjeti? Rekao sam ti, neće nas ubiti!

1244
01:13:51,600 --> 01:13:52,600
On je dobar momak.

1245
01:13:53,240 --> 01:13:55,520
Igrat ćemo igru ​​između vas dvoje.

1246
01:13:55,520 --> 01:13:57,120
Ruski rulet.

1247
01:13:57,360 --> 01:13:58,680
Ruski rulet?

1248
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:05,080
Umm... Što to znači?
Pravilo na ruskom?

1249
01:14:05,080 --> 01:14:07,640
magarče jedno! znači,

1250
01:14:08,600 --> 01:14:10,440
Ovaj revolver ima šest utora.

1251
01:14:10,680 --> 01:14:12,560
Napunio sam samo jedan metak.

1252
01:14:12,560 --> 01:14:14,600
Obojica ćete se izmjenjivati
pucajući jedni na druge.

1253
01:14:15,080 --> 01:14:18,080
Jedan utor ima smrt, drugi...

1254
01:14:19,080 --> 01:14:20,160
život...

1255
01:14:23,360 --> 01:14:24,400
[ANGOORI]: Anita ji, počni!

1256
01:14:24,800 --> 01:14:25,880
On dolazi.

1257
01:14:26,760 --> 01:14:33,480
[LAŽNI PLAK]

1258
01:14:34,160 --> 01:14:36,880
Anita ji, molim te nemoj plakati.

1259
01:14:36,880 --> 01:14:41,680
Inače će ljudi reći Anita
je plakala prije 'mariniranja'.

1260
01:14:42,080 --> 01:14:45,240
[JECANJE]
Angoori ji, to je brak, a ne mariniranje.

1261
01:14:45,240 --> 01:14:46,880
Dobro ste shvatili.

1262
01:14:49,280 --> 01:14:51,680
Što se dogodilo?
zašto plačeš

1263
01:14:52,560 --> 01:14:54,560
[JECANJE SE NASTAVLJA]

1264
01:14:54,560 --> 01:14:56,840
Što još možemo učiniti?

1265
01:14:56,960 --> 01:15:00,440
Upravo ćete nas ubiti
muževi prije našeg vjenčanja.

1266
01:15:01,320 --> 01:15:03,440
Čemu žurba da ih se ubije, ha?

1267
01:15:03,440 --> 01:15:04,280
Što?

1268
01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:06,800
mislim...

1269
01:15:07,280 --> 01:15:10,920
- ne možete li bušiti naše
muževi nakon vjenčanja?

1270
01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:16,120
Angoori ji, ne vježba…
žele ubiti.

1271
01:15:16,640 --> 01:15:17,600
Dobro ste shvatili!

1272
01:15:24,440 --> 01:15:25,520
Drži ga ravno…

1273
01:15:27,760 --> 01:15:29,240
Nanišani mu u lubanju.

1274
01:15:32,560 --> 01:15:33,120
Pucati!

1275
01:15:33,360 --> 01:15:33,920
pogledaj...

1276
01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:36,920
Gledajte... on je muž Bhabi ji.

1277
01:15:36,920 --> 01:15:39,680
Kako da ga upucam?
- Pucaj!

1278
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:44,360
[ANGOORI]: Bharbuti ji...

1279
01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:49,960
Bhabi ji...

1280
01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:52,240
Što radiš ovdje?
- Barbhuti ji...

1281
01:15:53,080 --> 01:15:55,040
Laddu ke Bhaiya... on je otišao.

1282
01:15:55,040 --> 01:15:56,920
Je li ikada bio uključen?
- Ha? Što ste rekli?

1283
01:15:57,040 --> 01:15:57,880
Nastaviti.

1284
01:15:58,000 --> 01:16:01,120
Ne mogu više živjeti tako bezbojnim životom.

1285
01:16:03,040 --> 01:16:05,800
Evo sindoora.
Ispuni moju kosu.

1286
01:16:06,400 --> 01:16:07,520
U redu.

1287
01:16:08,560 --> 01:16:09,520
Naravno.

1288
01:16:13,840 --> 01:16:16,840
Bhabi ji... učinit ću to.

1289
01:16:17,080 --> 01:16:19,560
Učini to, dušo.
- Dušo?!

1290
01:16:19,840 --> 01:16:21,160
dobro...

1291
01:16:27,120 --> 01:16:28,840
Bharbhuti ji.... Dođi ovamo!
- Što?

1292
01:16:28,840 --> 01:16:30,000
sta to radis

1293
01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:31,040
MAMICA!

1294
01:16:35,160 --> 01:16:36,800
Pucati!
- Naravno.

1295
01:16:41,160 --> 01:16:42,560
Žao mi je Tiwari ji...

1296
01:16:45,120 --> 01:16:46,080
[KLIKOVI OKIDAČA]

1297
01:16:50,680 --> 01:16:52,000
Preživio je!

1298
01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:53,040
Sad je tvoj red.

1299
01:16:53,280 --> 01:16:54,240
Daj mu revolver.

1300
01:16:58,200 --> 01:16:59,640
Pucati.

1301
01:17:04,200 --> 01:17:06,360
Tiwari ji, ne u oko, molim te.

1302
01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:09,960
Mrtvo tijelo će izgledati ružno.
Pokušajte u hramu ili negdje ljepše.

1303
01:17:10,120 --> 01:17:11,760
[ANITA]: Tiwari ji...

1304
01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:26,080
Bhabi ji, ti?
- Tiwari ji...

1305
01:17:26,760 --> 01:17:30,840
Vibhu se jako svidjela ova lizalica.

1306
01:17:31,680 --> 01:17:33,160
Ali on više nije živ.

1307
01:17:33,480 --> 01:17:34,720
Hoćeš li ga popušiti?

1308
01:17:34,880 --> 01:17:37,080
Kušanje lizalice iz ruke...

1309
01:17:37,520 --> 01:17:41,280
Poslat će valove radosti
svaka stanica mog tijela!

1310
01:17:41,960 --> 01:17:43,120
Hajde!

1311
01:17:44,520 --> 01:17:45,680
[ANITA]: Da Tiwari ji...

1312
01:17:48,320 --> 01:17:49,480
On ti sisa prst?

1313
01:17:49,640 --> 01:17:51,400
On ti sisa prst?
- Zašto?

1314
01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:53,640
ne znam On je naivčina.

1315
01:17:53,640 --> 01:17:55,360
Tiwari ji, sisaš joj prst!

1316
01:17:55,360 --> 01:17:56,320
Dođi ovamo!

1317
01:17:56,440 --> 01:17:57,480
Eeeee!

1318
01:18:02,080 --> 01:18:03,240
Vatra!

1319
01:18:08,880 --> 01:18:10,600
Hajde pucaj!

1320
01:18:12,160 --> 01:18:13,600
[ODJECI PUCNJAKA]

1321
01:18:14,600 --> 01:18:16,000
MAMICE!

1322
01:18:16,040 --> 01:18:17,440
KRANTI!

1323
01:18:22,480 --> 01:18:24,640
Hej... hvala...
- Hvala.

1324
01:18:26,800 --> 01:18:29,320
Brate, kako sada pronaći Buajia?

1325
01:18:44,640 --> 01:18:47,400
Mogao bih hodati brže od ovoga!

1326
01:18:50,680 --> 01:18:54,040
Prokleti idiote!
Prokleti polumrtav pas
može hodati brže od ovoga!

1327
01:18:54,320 --> 01:18:56,640
Sram vas bilo i vašeg bicikla!

1328
01:18:56,640 --> 01:18:58,600
Skinuti dvije gume i
idi umri, moronu!

1329
01:19:02,720 --> 01:19:04,440
živjeli.
- Živjeli.

1330
01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:12,240
Bhaiya, pozvao sam plesače večeras.

1331
01:19:12,240 --> 01:19:14,160
Posebno za tebe.
- O ne!

1332
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:17,520
Tvoj potencijalni Bhabi je gore.
ne ne ne...

1333
01:19:17,560 --> 01:19:19,800
Bhaiya, pogledaj barem!

1334
01:19:20,160 --> 01:19:21,240
[PLJEŠĆE]

1335
01:19:21,520 --> 01:19:23,920
[GLAZBA POČINJE]

1336
01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:52,840
o Bože!

1337
01:20:26,800 --> 01:20:28,040
Angoori...
- Hmm?

1338
01:20:28,040 --> 01:20:29,880
Zašto su ti usne tako kamene?

1339
01:20:30,080 --> 01:20:32,680
Jer ja sam muškarac.
- Čovjek!

1340
01:20:33,840 --> 01:20:36,840
Hej... Što... Ti...
[KRANTI SE SMIJE]

1341
01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:39,160
Što si ti...?
[KRANTI SE SMIJE]

1342
01:20:39,480 --> 01:20:41,400
Bhaiya...
- Natjerala si čovjeka da me poljubi!

1343
01:20:43,360 --> 01:20:45,280
Idi ti!
- Gubi se.

1344
01:20:51,840 --> 01:20:54,760
Tiwari ji... Pogođen sam u kundak.
Ne mogu ga pomaknuti.

1345
01:20:54,760 --> 01:20:55,800
Barem to radiš kako treba.

1346
01:20:55,800 --> 01:20:57,920
Kako mogu?
Trbuh mi je već napuhan.

1347
01:20:57,920 --> 01:20:59,680
Ako podrignem, ubost će me škarama!

1348
01:20:59,680 --> 01:21:01,440
U kakvoj smo zbrci, Tiwari ji.

1349
01:21:01,960 --> 01:21:03,480
Sve je to zbog tebe!

1350
01:21:03,680 --> 01:21:05,200
Je li bilo potrebno baciti ugljen?

1351
01:21:05,200 --> 01:21:06,600
Nisam bacio!
Skočilo je samo od sebe.

1352
01:21:06,600 --> 01:21:08,760
Kako se to uopće događa?!
Odvukao si me u pakao.

1353
01:21:55,440 --> 01:21:57,640
Potez! Potez!
Gubi se odavde!

1354
01:21:57,640 --> 01:21:59,080
Rekao mi je!

1355
01:21:59,200 --> 01:22:01,200
Bhaiya, hajde!
Izađi van!

1356
01:22:02,800 --> 01:22:05,680
To se zove milo za drago, Chhote!

1357
01:22:06,840 --> 01:22:08,440
mama ji...

1358
01:22:10,800 --> 01:22:12,120
pogledaj...

1359
01:22:12,360 --> 01:22:14,160
Kako tjeraju

1360
01:22:14,160 --> 01:22:16,560
Laddoo ke Bhaiya i Barbhuti ji za ples!

1361
01:22:16,560 --> 01:22:18,960
A ujutro,
planiraju ih ubiti!

1362
01:22:18,960 --> 01:22:22,080
Ne znam što da radim!

1363
01:22:22,320 --> 01:22:25,920
Mama ji, ako se nešto dogodi
u Laddoovu Bhaiju,

1364
01:22:26,160 --> 01:22:29,040
Kunem se da ću dati svoj život upravo ovdje!

1365
01:22:29,040 --> 01:22:29,680
Ne draga!

1366
01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:31,080
ne govori to

1367
01:22:32,200 --> 01:22:33,920
Razumijem tvoju bespomoćnost.

1368
01:22:34,320 --> 01:22:36,240
Ali te majke....
- O Bože!

1369
01:22:36,640 --> 01:22:37,800
Oprosti draga.

1370
01:22:38,040 --> 01:22:39,240
Zanio sam se.

1371
01:22:40,560 --> 01:22:42,960
Zapravo, neću moći
da vam izravno pomognem.

1372
01:22:43,200 --> 01:22:44,680
Ali postoji način.

1373
01:22:45,240 --> 01:22:48,000
Ako kreneš tim putem,
nešto bi se moglo dogoditi.

1374
01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:51,480
Mamaji, samo nam reci put.
Učinit ćemo sve što je potrebno!

1375
01:22:51,840 --> 01:22:54,280
Krenite odavde i krenite prema jugu.

1376
01:22:54,400 --> 01:22:57,240
Samo malo dalje
je hram naših predaka.

1377
01:22:57,400 --> 01:23:00,600
Tamo je drevni idol.

1378
01:23:00,720 --> 01:23:03,880
Ispod tog idola je tajni tunel.

1379
01:23:04,680 --> 01:23:08,200
Možete pobjeći kroz njega.

1380
01:23:16,560 --> 01:23:18,240
Što se ovdje događa?

1381
01:23:18,240 --> 01:23:19,800
Shanti beta...
[SHANTI]: Da?

1382
01:23:19,800 --> 01:23:21,480
Razgovarao sam s obje djevojke.

1383
01:23:21,480 --> 01:23:22,320
o da

1384
01:23:22,320 --> 01:23:23,280
[MAMAJI]: Našla sam rješenje.

1385
01:23:23,280 --> 01:23:25,320
Čak i da sad ubiješ ovo dvoje...
- Da...

1386
01:23:25,760 --> 01:23:27,360
- i dalje će biti udate žene.

1387
01:23:27,480 --> 01:23:28,440
Što?
- Ne.

1388
01:23:28,440 --> 01:23:29,400
Dakle, evo boljeg plana...

1389
01:23:29,520 --> 01:23:31,440
U blizini je drevni hram.

1390
01:23:32,160 --> 01:23:33,240
To je iz vremena naših predaka.

1391
01:23:33,240 --> 01:23:34,440
Odvest ćemo ovu četvoricu tamo.

1392
01:23:34,880 --> 01:23:35,400
Hmm.

1393
01:23:35,520 --> 01:23:39,120
Tamo ćemo provesti ritual
oštre sve njihove bračne veze.

1394
01:23:39,600 --> 01:23:42,080
Kad to bude učinjeno, bit će
slobodne od svojih muževa.

1395
01:23:42,080 --> 01:23:44,560
A onda ih vas dvoje možete vjenčati.
Također ću biti bez krivnje!

1396
01:23:44,560 --> 01:23:46,320
Wow! Je li to stvarno moguće?

1397
01:23:46,440 --> 01:23:48,120
Naravno da jest!
- Ne!

1398
01:23:48,480 --> 01:23:51,000
Ne! Neću ostaviti svoju ženu!

1399
01:23:51,120 --> 01:23:53,080
Ona je ljubav mog života!
Neću je pustiti!

1400
01:23:53,080 --> 01:23:54,560
majka...
- Majka ili tata...

1401
01:23:54,560 --> 01:23:56,160
Neću se razvesti od nje!

1402
01:23:56,480 --> 01:23:58,200
Vibhu… Pokušajte razumjeti.  Vibhu...

1403
01:23:58,680 --> 01:24:01,200
u redu je
- I pagli, neću otići
ti bilo. Bez obzira na sve!

1404
01:24:01,320 --> 01:24:04,160
Laddoo ke Bhaiya, pokušaj razumjeti...

1405
01:24:04,160 --> 01:24:07,480
Što se tu ima razumjeti?!
Rekao sam ti da se neću razvesti od tebe.

1406
01:24:07,720 --> 01:24:11,040
Jeste li gotovi?!
Jesu li svi završili sa svojom dramom?

1407
01:24:11,400 --> 01:24:12,480
Prebijte ih!

1408
01:24:12,960 --> 01:24:13,760
Kranti...

1409
01:24:14,440 --> 01:24:15,600
Sutra ideš u hram—

1410
01:24:16,120 --> 01:24:19,680
Završite sve rituale
i okončati ovaj brak.

1411
01:24:19,840 --> 01:24:21,440
Da Bhaiya.
- Apsolutno.

1412
01:24:22,680 --> 01:24:24,000
[SHANTI]: Sjajno!

1413
01:24:26,240 --> 01:24:27,600
[VIBHUTI gunđa]

1414
01:24:27,880 --> 01:24:29,160
Kranti ji, stani.

1415
01:24:29,440 --> 01:24:32,400
Stani tu.
Ne možete ići dalje.

1416
01:24:32,760 --> 01:24:35,840
Zašto?
- Stvar je u tome što to hramska tradicija kaže

1417
01:24:36,120 --> 01:24:40,120
- samo ljudi koji imaju "prdača"
može ići dalje od ove točke.

1418
01:24:40,120 --> 01:24:42,040
Tvoj 'prdec' je s tobom, zar ne?

1419
01:24:42,240 --> 01:24:45,160
Što ste rekli?
- Ona misli 'partner' muškarac.

1420
01:24:45,360 --> 01:24:46,600
Dobro ste shvatili!

1421
01:24:46,600 --> 01:24:49,800
Kranti ji, za sada je on moj partner.

1422
01:24:49,800 --> 01:24:53,280
Još niste, pa vas molim
ne dolazi dalje.

1423
01:24:54,520 --> 01:24:57,000
Ne idem gore s tobom!
- Vibhu, hajde!

1424
01:24:57,000 --> 01:24:59,520
Ne idem gore.
Ne računaj na mene.

1425
01:24:59,520 --> 01:25:02,520
Laddoo ke Bhaiya...
[TIWARI]: Ne.
- Ne. Ne računaj na mene.

1426
01:25:02,520 --> 01:25:05,080
Ja također ne dolazim.
- Hej!

1427
01:25:05,160 --> 01:25:06,560
Ako ne ovdje, onda gore!
[TIWARI]: Eee...

1428
01:25:06,560 --> 01:25:09,240
Zašto si tako tvrdoglav?
Idemo samo!

1429
01:25:09,240 --> 01:25:10,680
hajde idemo
- Idemo dame.

1430
01:25:10,800 --> 01:25:11,520
[TIWARI PRDEŽI]

1431
01:25:11,880 --> 01:25:14,280
Tko je to rekao?
- Paun. Bio je to doziv pauna.

1432
01:25:14,280 --> 01:25:15,040
Dobro si rekao.

1433
01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:18,720
[ANITA]: Vibhu, požuri!

1434
01:25:19,200 --> 01:25:20,240
[VIBHUTI]: Da dušo. dolazim

1435
01:25:20,640 --> 01:25:21,240
[ANITA]: Hajde.

1436
01:25:22,920 --> 01:25:23,760
[ANGOORI]: Dođi dođi.

1437
01:25:27,360 --> 01:25:30,840
Vibhu, Tiwari ji, kako su
vas dvoje ste tako glupi?

1438
01:25:30,960 --> 01:25:32,760
Š-š-kako to misliš, Bhabhi ji?

1439
01:25:32,760 --> 01:25:36,240
Namigivao sam ti, iznova i iznova!
I uopće niste dobili signal!

1440
01:25:36,240 --> 01:25:37,840
Što to govoriš, Bhabhi ji?

1441
01:25:37,840 --> 01:25:40,960
Ovaj pogled... ovaj signal...
kako mi je promaklo?

1442
01:25:41,040 --> 01:25:42,600
Ali zašto si mu namignula?

1443
01:25:42,600 --> 01:25:45,360
Dakle, ne biste odbili
doći u hram!

1444
01:25:45,480 --> 01:25:48,120
Stvar je u tome - rekao nam je Mamaji...

1445
01:25:48,240 --> 01:25:50,640
ispod ovog hrama,

1446
01:25:50,640 --> 01:25:53,160
vodi tajno donje rublje .

1447
01:25:53,600 --> 01:25:56,400
Bhabhi ji, on prodaje donje rublje i prsluke.

1448
01:25:56,400 --> 01:25:58,600
Mislio si na 'podzemni' tunel!

1449
01:25:58,800 --> 01:26:00,240
Dobro ste shvatili!

1450
01:26:00,320 --> 01:26:02,520
Tiwari ji, pomakni ovu stvar.

1451
01:26:02,760 --> 01:26:04,960
miči se!
- Idemo. hajde

1452
01:26:07,800 --> 01:26:09,960
[SVI NAVIJAJU]

1453
01:26:09,960 --> 01:26:11,840
Bit ćemo spašeni!

1454
01:26:12,280 --> 01:26:12,960
Bhaiya?

1455
01:26:13,760 --> 01:26:14,760
Nije li malo kasno?

1456
01:26:38,200 --> 01:26:40,160
O Bože, tako je prašnjavo i vruće!

1457
01:26:44,240 --> 01:26:46,200
[ANITA]: Pažljivo.
[VIBHUTI]: Pažljivo Bhabi ji.

1458
01:26:46,200 --> 01:26:47,040
Oprezno, Bhabhi ji!

1459
01:26:49,480 --> 01:26:51,480
Tiwari ji...
[ANITA]: Tiwari ji dođi...

1460
01:26:51,720 --> 01:26:52,840
[VIBHUTI]: Izađi!

1461
01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:54,400
[ANITA]: Dođi brzo.

1462
01:26:54,600 --> 01:26:55,280
o bože

1463
01:26:55,360 --> 01:26:55,920
[ANITA]: Dođi brzo.

1464
01:26:56,040 --> 01:26:56,880
[ANITA]: Idemo.

1465
01:26:57,160 --> 01:26:57,920
Tiwari ji...
[TIWARI]: Da?

1466
01:26:58,120 --> 01:26:59,760
Mislim da je ovo otvaranje.

1467
01:27:01,120 --> 01:27:02,720
Pokušajmo to pogurati.

1468
01:27:05,520 --> 01:27:08,040
[VIBHUTI]: Da! Ovo je otvaranje.
Ali Tiwari ji...

1469
01:27:08,680 --> 01:27:11,520
Tiwari ji, moramo biti oprezni.
Dva su moguća ishoda:

1470
01:27:11,520 --> 01:27:15,760
[ANGOORI]: Da?
- Ako se poklopac otvori na autocesti,

1471
01:27:15,880 --> 01:27:18,520
mogao bi te pregaziti kamion.

1472
01:27:18,520 --> 01:27:19,920
O moj Bože!
- O moj Bože!

1473
01:27:19,920 --> 01:27:22,680
Drugi scenarij, ako se otvori

1474
01:27:23,080 --> 01:27:25,760
i netko sere,
a usta su ti otvorena!

1475
01:27:25,920 --> 01:27:27,280
Zato, molim te, drži jezik za zubima!

1476
01:27:27,280 --> 01:27:28,320
Da.
[ANGOORI]: O moj Bože!

1477
01:27:28,560 --> 01:27:32,080
hajde Gurnuti.
[ANITA]: Prestani. Samo ga otvori!

1478
01:27:33,880 --> 01:27:36,000
[TUP VRATA]

1479
01:27:36,320 --> 01:27:37,520
[SHANTI]: Čekaj.

1480
01:27:39,840 --> 01:27:40,720
Što se dogodilo bhaiya?

1481
01:27:52,840 --> 01:27:54,600
[SVI ŠOKIRANI]

1482
01:28:00,720 --> 01:28:01,840
[ANGOORI]: O moj Bože!
[ANITA]: O Bože!

1483
01:28:01,840 --> 01:28:04,960
Mislili smo da će sudbina zasjati...

1484
01:28:06,120 --> 01:28:07,720
Ali tko je znao...?

1485
01:28:08,880 --> 01:28:10,200
kunem se...

1486
01:28:10,560 --> 01:28:12,240
Otvori oči i...

1487
01:28:13,080 --> 01:28:15,520
Sudbina će biti spremna - da ugrize!

1488
01:28:15,880 --> 01:28:16,920
Izaći!

1489
01:28:17,280 --> 01:28:18,320
[SHANTI]: Izađi!

1490
01:28:38,800 --> 01:28:40,040
Angoori...
- Da?

1491
01:28:40,960 --> 01:28:43,360
Iskoristio si moje povjerenje.

1492
01:28:44,400 --> 01:28:48,600
Samo što sam, Shanti ji, i ja
osjećaj 'zelenog čaja'.

1493
01:28:48,600 --> 01:28:52,080
Bhabhiji, kriv je, kriv.
- Dobro si shvatio!

1494
01:28:55,480 --> 01:28:56,840
Bhaisaab sjedni.

1495
01:29:02,800 --> 01:29:04,960
Bhaisaab, uzmi samo malo
vrlo je jaka.

1496
01:29:05,680 --> 01:29:08,760
Mislite da je ovo zabava za zadovoljstvo?
Ovdje se događa neka mudžra?

1497
01:29:08,760 --> 01:29:09,840
Daj mi pištolj.

1498
01:29:16,880 --> 01:29:19,520
Samo je jedna kazna
za izdaju... Smrt.

1499
01:29:19,520 --> 01:29:20,920
O moj Bože!

1500
01:29:20,920 --> 01:29:24,600
Sh-Shanti ji, molim te,
nemoj nam to raditi!

1501
01:29:24,600 --> 01:29:29,120
Shanti ji, molimo te.
Nemojte nas učiniti udovcima, molim vas.

1502
01:29:29,200 --> 01:29:32,240
Molim vas, to je skroman zahtjev.
Nisu oni krivi!

1503
01:29:32,240 --> 01:29:34,600
Čija je onda bila krivnja?
- Vibhuti ji's!

1504
01:29:34,600 --> 01:29:37,720
[ANITA]: Tiwari ji?!
- Ne ne—mislim djelomično i na moju.
Oboje, pomalo.

1505
01:29:37,720 --> 01:29:41,320
Gledajte, priznajemo, bila je to naša greška.
Da, naša greška.

1506
01:29:41,560 --> 01:29:43,080
Ali Bhabhi ji je vrlo nevin.
- Što?

1507
01:29:43,080 --> 01:29:46,240
Ne ne, mislim oboje
naše žene su nevine.

1508
01:29:46,520 --> 01:29:48,600
Saznali su samo za naše

1509
01:29:48,600 --> 01:29:51,080
plan bijega nakon ulaska u hram.

1510
01:29:51,240 --> 01:29:52,160
Da.

1511
01:29:52,160 --> 01:29:55,480
Zapravo, molili su
s nama da te ne izdamo.

1512
01:29:55,600 --> 01:29:58,560
Ali mi smo ti koji
gurnuo ih u tunel.

1513
01:29:58,560 --> 01:29:59,600
Je li istina,

1514
01:29:59,600 --> 01:30:02,480
ili vam prsa natiču
s ljubavlju, izdajice?

1515
01:30:02,520 --> 01:30:04,920
Ne ne, on govori istinu.
Ni gram laži!

1516
01:30:04,920 --> 01:30:07,920
Bhaiya, i ja osjećam ove
žene su stvarno naivne.

1517
01:30:08,720 --> 01:30:10,480
To su ova dva nitkova
koji su pravi igrači.

1518
01:30:10,480 --> 01:30:12,880
Kranti! Ne prekidaj danas, u redu?

1519
01:30:14,560 --> 01:30:17,640
Ova izdaja zaslužuje kaznu.

1520
01:30:17,800 --> 01:30:19,360
U redu. u redu

1521
01:30:20,040 --> 01:30:21,760
Priznajemo svoju krivnju.

1522
01:30:21,760 --> 01:30:23,800
Ali imamo mali zahtjev.

1523
01:30:24,640 --> 01:30:27,440
Molim te, nemoj me zaključati
gore u mračnoj ćeliji.

1524
01:30:27,800 --> 01:30:30,640
Jer imam strah od mraka.

1525
01:30:30,640 --> 01:30:33,040
Ja sam… ja sam klaustrofobičan.

1526
01:30:33,360 --> 01:30:35,600
- da
Molim te, nemoj me vješati s visine.

1527
01:30:35,600 --> 01:30:38,640
Jer sam prestravljena
od visina. prestravljen!

1528
01:30:38,640 --> 01:30:39,600
Da.

1529
01:30:39,920 --> 01:30:42,600
I molim te, nemoj
gurni me u vodu.

1530
01:30:42,600 --> 01:30:44,760
Imam strah od utapanja.

1531
01:30:44,880 --> 01:30:46,600
To se zove hidrofobija.

1532
01:30:46,640 --> 01:30:48,280
Ne ne, učinimo jednu stvar.

1533
01:30:48,280 --> 01:30:51,160
Dat ćemo vam obojici a
karta izbornika kazne.

1534
01:30:51,160 --> 01:30:52,200
Ima puno razumijevanja.

1535
01:30:52,200 --> 01:30:53,200
[SHANTI]: Nitkovi!

1536
01:30:53,200 --> 01:30:56,560
Zaključat ćemo oboje
ti u mračnoj sobi.

1537
01:30:56,560 --> 01:30:58,320
Dok se brak ne dogodi,

1538
01:30:58,320 --> 01:31:00,840
nećeš dobiti ni kap vode...

1539
01:31:01,520 --> 01:31:03,040
ili jedno zrno hrane.

1540
01:31:03,040 --> 01:31:04,280
Samo si gladan i žedan, Bhaiya?

1541
01:31:04,480 --> 01:31:06,880
To je vrlo jednostavno
kazna za njih.

1542
01:31:06,880 --> 01:31:08,400
Šuti, Kranti, šuti.

1543
01:31:08,400 --> 01:31:09,800
Što si otišao
u hram učiniti?

1544
01:31:09,800 --> 01:31:11,000
Što si tamo radio?

1545
01:31:11,000 --> 01:31:12,760
Mora da je otišao
kradi papuče, idiote.

1546
01:31:12,760 --> 01:31:13,320
Što?!

1547
01:31:13,800 --> 01:31:15,400
Bog te blagoslovio, sine.
nastavi.

1548
01:31:15,400 --> 01:31:16,240
[MASTERJI]: Ponosan sam na tebe.

1549
01:31:16,320 --> 01:31:18,120
Nisam ovo očekivao od vas.

1550
01:31:18,120 --> 01:31:18,760
Oprosti bhaisaab.

1551
01:31:22,760 --> 01:31:24,320
Angoori ji, slušaj slušaj!
-Da?

1552
01:31:24,480 --> 01:31:26,120
Imam fantastičnu ideju.

1553
01:31:26,240 --> 01:31:28,720
Što je to?
‘Afera’ i sa mnom?

1554
01:31:28,840 --> 01:31:30,880
Angoori ji, to nije 'afera'.
To je "dijeliti".

1555
01:31:31,000 --> 01:31:32,400
Dobro ste shvatili!
Što je to?

1556
01:31:32,800 --> 01:31:34,600
Angoori ji, jesi li ikada primijetio,

1557
01:31:34,960 --> 01:31:37,600
ova braća, Shanti i Kranti...

1558
01:31:37,840 --> 01:31:40,720
uvijek postoji malo
svađe između njih.

1559
01:31:41,320 --> 01:31:42,800
Da, vidio sam.

1560
01:31:42,880 --> 01:31:46,240
Shanti ji je oštro izgrdio Kranti ji.

1561
01:31:46,280 --> 01:31:47,360
Točno!

1562
01:31:47,640 --> 01:31:51,360
Pa što ako... ulijemo malo ulja...

1563
01:31:51,760 --> 01:31:54,800
u te iskre i zapaliti pravu vatru?

1564
01:31:54,800 --> 01:31:56,640
Cijeli problem bi se mogao riješiti.

1565
01:31:56,640 --> 01:31:58,880
što kažeš
- Da!

1566
01:31:59,160 --> 01:32:01,000
Da, plan je dobar.

1567
01:32:01,000 --> 01:32:03,560
Ali kako ćemo to učiniti, Anita ji?

1568
01:32:03,680 --> 01:32:05,520
Što?
- Angoori ji... Angoori ji...

1569
01:32:06,040 --> 01:32:07,520
Hari om, hari om, hari om...

1570
01:32:07,520 --> 01:32:08,920
Mama ji ne možeš ući.

1571
01:32:10,360 --> 01:32:11,240
Usuđuješ me se zaustaviti?

1572
01:32:11,640 --> 01:32:12,600
majka...
- Maa saab...

1573
01:32:12,760 --> 01:32:13,360
Majstor ji!

1574
01:32:14,080 --> 01:32:15,200
Što to govoriš?

1575
01:32:17,040 --> 01:32:18,200
oprosti mi Imam malo...

1576
01:32:18,840 --> 01:32:19,760
- zanesen.

1577
01:32:20,720 --> 01:32:21,960
Sine, moj zet je zaključan unutra.

1578
01:32:22,320 --> 01:32:24,360
Da popravi glavu u posljednjim trenucima,

1579
01:32:24,640 --> 01:32:26,080
- Želim ga blagosloviti s malo mudrosti.

1580
01:32:26,840 --> 01:32:28,080
Kakva mudrost, Mamaji?

1581
01:32:28,240 --> 01:32:29,400
Prepusti to meni.

1582
01:32:31,000 --> 01:32:33,920
Došao si bez ikakvog djeteta...

1583
01:32:34,400 --> 01:32:36,720
Što?
- Šumski požar je gotovo divlji!

1584
01:32:38,120 --> 01:32:41,040
Čak i visoka datulja jest
beskorisno ako nijedna ptica ne može sjesti..

1585
01:32:41,160 --> 01:32:44,080
Samo naprijed, Mamaji.
- Da da. Samo naprijed.

1586
01:32:44,160 --> 01:32:47,080
[TIWARI PRDEŽI]
Tiwari ji, što radiš?!
Imaj malo milosti. Ležim ti u krilu!

1587
01:32:47,080 --> 01:32:50,200
Što mogu učiniti, Bhabhuti ji?
Izgubio sam kontrolu... Ti... ha?

1588
01:32:56,320 --> 01:32:58,760
Što se događa, djeco?

1589
01:32:58,920 --> 01:33:01,280
sta je ovo
Zašto se tako čvrsto mazite?

1590
01:33:01,280 --> 01:33:03,600
Opet ste došli praznih ruku, zar ne?

1591
01:33:03,720 --> 01:33:06,200
Ovdje umiremo od gladi,
i ništa nisi donio?

1592
01:33:06,200 --> 01:33:08,160
Donio sam nešto.
- Što?

1593
01:33:08,360 --> 01:33:10,360
Parate i kiseli krastavci!
- Gdje?! Gdje?!

1594
01:33:10,560 --> 01:33:12,080
Upravo ovdje… mmm… Da…

1595
01:33:16,880 --> 01:33:18,480
Vruće parate!

1596
01:33:19,440 --> 01:33:21,720
Ulov!

1597
01:33:22,280 --> 01:33:24,560
I kiseli krastavac također—čekaj—

1598
01:33:25,760 --> 01:33:28,520
fuj!

1599
01:33:30,040 --> 01:33:32,800
[MAMAJI]: Čini se da je paket puknuo.

1600
01:33:33,040 --> 01:33:35,080
Kiseli krastavac mi je iscurio u donje rublje.

1601
01:33:35,680 --> 01:33:38,120
Cijelo prokleto donje rublje je uništeno.

1602
01:33:38,320 --> 01:33:40,840
Svejedno, uzmi.
Uživati.

1603
01:33:41,080 --> 01:33:43,600
Kiseli krastavac i paratha. [HIJEKANJE]

1604
01:33:45,160 --> 01:33:47,240
Kakav psiho sadist mama.

1605
01:33:47,360 --> 01:33:49,760
Ovdje! Jesti. Govorio si,

1606
01:33:50,040 --> 01:33:51,480
- "Ako ima života, ima i nade."
Sada jedi!

1607
01:33:52,280 --> 01:33:53,960
Shanti ji…

1608
01:33:54,240 --> 01:33:55,760
Shanti ji…

1609
01:33:55,760 --> 01:33:56,480
Što?

1610
01:33:57,920 --> 01:34:01,280
Donio sam ti vode.

1611
01:34:01,360 --> 01:34:04,040
Sigurno vam je vruće na ovoj vrućini.

1612
01:34:04,520 --> 01:34:06,920
Da. Prije mi nije bilo vruće,

1613
01:34:06,920 --> 01:34:08,800
ali sada malo...

1614
01:34:08,800 --> 01:34:11,320
Daj mi ga.
- O moj Bože!

1615
01:34:13,480 --> 01:34:15,280
Mogu li nešto reći?

1616
01:34:16,560 --> 01:34:17,520
Nastavi.

1617
01:34:17,760 --> 01:34:21,200
Vidiš, sada ću ti biti žena.

1618
01:34:21,360 --> 01:34:25,600
Tako da me stvarno uzrujava kada
netko drugi vas 'zlostavlja'.

1619
01:34:30,720 --> 01:34:31,440
Što?

1620
01:34:31,440 --> 01:34:36,200
Onako kako tvoj brat vrijeđa
ti pred svima,

1621
01:34:36,680 --> 01:34:39,320
Stvarno mi se ne sviđa.

1622
01:34:39,680 --> 01:34:41,400
Kada me Bhaisaab uvrijedio?

1623
01:34:41,600 --> 01:34:44,160
Mislim, dok si pričao,

1624
01:34:44,160 --> 01:34:46,040
stalno te prekidao,

1625
01:34:46,040 --> 01:34:47,400
nasumično komentiranje...

1626
01:34:47,560 --> 01:34:49,360
Zar nemate ni pravo

1627
01:34:49,480 --> 01:34:51,280
dati prijedloge?

1628
01:34:51,640 --> 01:34:54,920
Postavljati pitanja?

1629
01:34:55,600 --> 01:34:58,360
Čak si mu rekao da ne

1630
01:34:58,520 --> 01:35:01,640
a ipak je imao snošaj

1631
01:35:04,360 --> 01:35:08,360
To je ono u što sam zaljubljen
sa - tvojom glupošću.

1632
01:35:08,440 --> 01:35:09,960
Što ste rekli?

1633
01:35:11,520 --> 01:35:16,040
To nije snošaj, to je ometano!

1634
01:35:16,640 --> 01:35:17,880
Dobro ste shvatili!

1635
01:35:25,040 --> 01:35:26,240
Krantu...

1636
01:35:37,680 --> 01:35:40,120
Ahh… Oh wow…

1637
01:35:41,840 --> 01:35:43,920
Oboje spavaju zagrljeni.

1638
01:35:43,920 --> 01:35:45,480
Izgleda kao kiseli krastavac-paratha
kombinacija je stvarno pogodila!

1639
01:35:45,920 --> 01:35:46,800
Mamaji...

1640
01:35:47,320 --> 01:35:49,280
ako ste ponovno donijeli hranu,

1641
01:35:49,800 --> 01:35:51,760
izvučena iz nekog džepa 'prepone',

1642
01:35:51,920 --> 01:35:54,560
onda me ne zanima.
Ne znam za njega.

1643
01:35:54,960 --> 01:35:56,400
Koliko puta ću donijeti hranu?

1644
01:35:56,680 --> 01:35:57,720
Zar vam želuci nisu puni?

1645
01:35:58,000 --> 01:35:59,800
Pa završili smo,

1646
01:36:00,480 --> 01:36:02,160
ali sada umiremo od žeđi.

1647
01:36:02,560 --> 01:36:04,120
Da da, sine.

1648
01:36:04,400 --> 01:36:05,640
Donijela sam i vodu.

1649
01:36:07,400 --> 01:36:09,360
Gdje je boca?
Ja to ne vidim.

1650
01:36:09,840 --> 01:36:11,200
majka-
- Mamaji...

1651
01:36:11,440 --> 01:36:13,680
Oprosti, oprosti. Opet sam se zanio.

1652
01:36:15,160 --> 01:36:18,600
Koristio sam veliku inteligenciju
donijeti ovu vodu...

1653
01:36:18,960 --> 01:36:20,040
Da.

1654
01:36:20,960 --> 01:36:22,760
Od ‘gornje brane’!

1655
01:36:30,960 --> 01:36:33,040
Ahh… dođi, pij!
Tko želi ići prvi?

1656
01:36:40,200 --> 01:36:41,160
živjeli.
- Živjeli, Bhaiya.

1657
01:36:44,160 --> 01:36:47,560
Chhote, danas je naš otac sigurno tako sretan,

1658
01:36:48,240 --> 01:36:49,200
gledajući odozgo.

1659
01:36:50,760 --> 01:36:51,120
taj...

1660
01:36:52,600 --> 01:36:56,480
njegovi sinovi i njihove buduće žene...

1661
01:36:57,240 --> 01:36:59,640
su vani u džungli imajući
zajednički piknik… zar ne?

1662
01:36:59,800 --> 01:37:02,240
Da, Bhaiya.
- Zar nije u redu?

1663
01:37:04,560 --> 01:37:05,520
konačno...

1664
01:37:06,760 --> 01:37:09,160
čini se da ćemo konačno dobiti

1665
01:37:09,160 --> 01:37:10,800
živjeti ispravnim obiteljskim životom.

1666
01:37:10,960 --> 01:37:11,560
Da, Chhote.

1667
01:37:12,240 --> 01:37:13,680
Angoori ji...
- Da?

1668
01:37:14,080 --> 01:37:16,920
Došlo je vrijeme.
Vrijeme je da se dolije ulje u vatru.

1669
01:37:16,920 --> 01:37:20,640
Počnimo.
- Da počnem? Je li to u redu?

1670
01:37:21,440 --> 01:37:23,680
Gledaj, Anita ji, dosta je!

1671
01:37:23,680 --> 01:37:26,160
Neću čuti drugu
riječ protiv Shanti ji.

1672
01:37:26,160 --> 01:37:27,760
Tvojim glupostima je sada kraj.

1673
01:37:28,280 --> 01:37:31,440
Angoori ji, govori s poštovanjem!
Govorite tako bezobrazno!

1674
01:37:31,680 --> 01:37:32,760
Nikakvih manira.

1675
01:37:33,040 --> 01:37:33,640
Što se dogodilo?

1676
01:37:34,440 --> 01:37:36,920
Vidi, Kranti ji.
Ovo je tako uvredljivo.

1677
01:37:36,960 --> 01:37:38,560
Angoori ji je upravo rekao da -

1678
01:37:38,800 --> 01:37:40,400
ti si bratov sluga,

1679
01:37:41,040 --> 01:37:42,000
njegova mala sjena,

1680
01:37:42,840 --> 01:37:43,800
mahanje repom,

1681
01:37:44,160 --> 01:37:46,120
i čak rekao da jesi
peti kotač automobila!

1682
01:37:46,760 --> 01:37:47,840
Oh stvarno?

1683
01:37:47,840 --> 01:37:49,400
I nećete reći

1684
01:37:49,400 --> 01:37:51,600
što si rekao o mom Shanti ji?

1685
01:37:52,000 --> 01:37:54,280
Naravno da nećete!
Da ti kažem.

1686
01:37:54,360 --> 01:37:56,720
Shanti ji, znaš li što je rekla?

1687
01:37:56,760 --> 01:37:57,040
Što?

1688
01:37:57,400 --> 01:38:00,280
Rekla je da si vrlo lukav, lukav,

1689
01:38:00,400 --> 01:38:03,800
nitkov, i da uzmeš
prednost vašeg mlađeg brata.

1690
01:38:03,920 --> 01:38:07,240
I čak te nazvao... ćelavim. Dvaput!

1691
01:38:25,640 --> 01:38:28,360
[TIWARI PRDEŽI]
- Tiwari ji tvoja kanonska kugla je
krenuo prema meni!

1692
01:38:28,360 --> 01:38:29,480
hajde Imaj malo milosti!

1693
01:38:30,000 --> 01:38:31,560
[PRODAVAČ]: Bhabhi ji, pogledaj ovo!
Jedna lehenga bolja od druge.

1694
01:38:31,880 --> 01:38:32,880
Pogledajte ovu boju!

1695
01:38:33,200 --> 01:38:36,200
A ovaj je potpuno nov na tržištu.
Trenutačno potpuno u trendu.

1696
01:38:36,520 --> 01:38:39,560
[PRODAVAČ]:I ovo, ovo
ima poseban zari rad.

1697
01:38:40,080 --> 01:38:41,080
[PRODAVAČ]: Savršeno će vam odgovarati.

1698
01:38:41,360 --> 01:38:42,040
I tebi također.

1699
01:38:42,480 --> 01:38:44,160
Ova mi se sviđa, brate.

1700
01:38:44,480 --> 01:38:46,120
Ne ne, ovo sam prvi dotaknuo!

1701
01:38:46,120 --> 01:38:47,760
Ne ne, sviđa mi se ovaj.

1702
01:38:47,840 --> 01:38:50,800
Ova ljubičasta boja tako dobro pristaje Bhabhi ji.

1703
01:38:51,280 --> 01:38:53,880
Izgleda vrlo ho.. dobro u njoj.

1704
01:38:54,480 --> 01:38:55,800
Bhabhuti ji...
-Da?

1705
01:38:55,880 --> 01:38:58,440
Moja žena dobiva
u braku s nekim drugim,

1706
01:38:58,600 --> 01:39:00,520
a ti pomažeš
ona odabrati lehengu?

1707
01:39:00,680 --> 01:39:01,680
Pogledaj, Anita ji,

1708
01:39:02,080 --> 01:39:04,560
sada tvoje mišljenje nije važno.

1709
01:39:04,720 --> 01:39:07,920
[ANGOORI]: Morat ćeš se naviknuti
slušajući me od sada.

1710
01:39:08,120 --> 01:39:08,680
ZAŠTO?

1711
01:39:09,120 --> 01:39:12,520
Zato što se udajem za starijeg brata.

1712
01:39:12,760 --> 01:39:15,680
Dakle, tehnički, sada jesam
tvoja Jethani (starija šogorica).

1713
01:39:16,440 --> 01:39:17,600
tako je

1714
01:39:17,960 --> 01:39:18,840
Ona je Jethani.

1715
01:39:19,280 --> 01:39:20,160
Evo, uzmi ovo.

1716
01:39:20,920 --> 01:39:22,360
Dakle, ono što kažete je da,

1717
01:39:22,600 --> 01:39:24,400
- mlađi brat i njegova nevjesta,

1718
01:39:24,400 --> 01:39:26,800
ne zaslužuje poštovanje?

1719
01:39:26,880 --> 01:39:29,520
Ne ne! Mlađi također zaslužuju poštovanje.

1720
01:39:29,600 --> 01:39:31,920
To je istina. Evo, uzmi ovo.

1721
01:39:32,320 --> 01:39:34,440
Uzet ću ovaj.
– Ne, uzet ću ovaj.

1722
01:39:34,560 --> 01:39:36,240
Uzet ću ovaj.
– Ne, uzet ću ovaj.

1723
01:39:36,240 --> 01:39:38,080
Uzet ću ovaj.
– Ne, uzet ću ovaj.

1724
01:39:38,080 --> 01:39:39,000
[ANGOORI]: Uzet ću ovaj.

1725
01:39:49,840 --> 01:39:50,800
O moj Bože!

1726
01:39:50,800 --> 01:39:53,520
Obojica se bore oko jedne lehenge.

1727
01:39:54,080 --> 01:39:56,000
[SHANTI]: Ali bratska veza...

1728
01:39:56,280 --> 01:40:00,960
- ostat će čišći od stakla.

1729
01:40:01,240 --> 01:40:05,440
Bog te blagoslovio, sine.
nastavi. Volim i tebe.

1730
01:40:22,400 --> 01:40:26,040
Nisi dobro postupio prema nama, Bacchu ji.

1731
01:40:26,160 --> 01:40:29,200
Prvi put te je Zorawar samo poljubio.

1732
01:40:29,200 --> 01:40:29,880
Što?!

1733
01:40:30,280 --> 01:40:31,560
Drugi put,

1734
01:40:33,560 --> 01:40:36,640
prijeći će sve granice ljubavi!

1735
01:40:37,040 --> 01:40:37,760
[VIKOVI]

1736
01:40:37,840 --> 01:40:39,840
Zato mi bolje reci,

1737
01:40:41,960 --> 01:40:43,280
gdje je moj Bua ji?

1738
01:40:45,080 --> 01:40:45,760
otac...

1739
01:40:46,320 --> 01:40:47,760
Mama mi je rekla da jesi
tražiš Bua ji?

1740
01:40:48,200 --> 01:40:49,320
Zašto me nisi pitao?

1741
01:40:50,160 --> 01:40:51,600
Kako znaš gdje je Bua ji?

1742
01:40:51,600 --> 01:40:53,520
Postavio sam tragače na sve naše taksije.

1743
01:40:53,640 --> 01:40:55,040
Čak i na Bua ji.

1744
01:40:55,520 --> 01:40:56,920
Hoćeš da provjerim njezinu lokaciju na telefonu?

1745
01:40:57,840 --> 01:40:58,600
Učini to! Učini to sada!

1746
01:40:59,040 --> 01:41:00,760
Hvala sine...!

1747
01:41:40,720 --> 01:41:43,040
Razvaljajte ih tanje, molim.
Ove su predebele.

1748
01:41:43,360 --> 01:41:44,520
Samose neće biti hrskave.

1749
01:41:44,520 --> 01:41:46,800
Yaar, moja žena se udaje
a brineš se za samose?

1750
01:41:46,800 --> 01:41:48,520
Pa što?! Čak i moj
žena se udaje?

1751
01:41:49,840 --> 01:41:51,680
dakle...
- Tiwari ji danas,

1752
01:41:52,560 --> 01:41:54,560
Umrijet ću 14 puta tijekom
ovo vjenčanje. 14 puta.

1753
01:41:55,400 --> 01:41:57,480
Postoji samo 7 phera (rundi).
Zašto 14 mrtvih?

1754
01:41:58,040 --> 01:42:00,400
7 puta kada Annu uzme pharas...

1755
01:42:01,320 --> 01:42:02,800
I to 7 puta...

1756
01:42:03,840 --> 01:42:05,760
kad Bhabhi ji uzme svoje.

1757
01:42:05,760 --> 01:42:07,240
[VIBHUTI JICE]

1758
01:42:07,400 --> 01:42:09,040
isto! Isto ovdje.

1759
01:42:09,280 --> 01:42:10,280
I ja isto!

1760
01:42:10,800 --> 01:42:12,720
Ostani jaka. idemo
[TIWARI PRDEŽI]

1761
01:42:13,200 --> 01:42:14,440
O moj Bože, Tiwari ji!

1762
01:42:15,240 --> 01:42:16,840
Pogledaj vrijeme,

1763
01:42:17,120 --> 01:42:19,800
pogledajte mjesto, pogledajte situaciju

1764
01:42:20,160 --> 01:42:21,240
i dalje neces prestati?

1765
01:42:21,240 --> 01:42:23,320
Što mogu učiniti? Potpuno sam izgubio kontrolu.

1766
01:45:06,360 --> 01:45:08,880
Ovo vjenčanje se ne može dogoditi.

1767
01:45:13,280 --> 01:45:16,560
Chhote, ti ne ideš
udati se bilo.

1768
01:45:18,040 --> 01:45:19,760
Što to govoriš, Bhaiya?

1769
01:45:20,280 --> 01:45:21,920
Zašto se ovo vjenčanje ne može dogoditi?

1770
01:45:22,120 --> 01:45:24,560
Jer ako se ovaj brak dogodi,

1771
01:45:25,320 --> 01:45:28,640
sedam života će biti uništeno zajedno.

1772
01:45:30,280 --> 01:45:31,600
sedam? Tko su sedmorica, Bhaiya?

1773
01:45:31,920 --> 01:45:32,680
Ova dva...

1774
01:45:33,360 --> 01:45:36,000
ove žene, nisu
sretan s vjenčanjem.

1775
01:45:36,480 --> 01:45:38,200
One duboko vole svoje muževe.

1776
01:45:38,880 --> 01:45:40,680
A kad su nesretni,

1777
01:45:41,440 --> 01:45:43,960
kako će nas održati sretnima u braku?
Pa nas dvoje..

1778
01:45:44,600 --> 01:45:46,720
Zatim ona dvojica
od njih, njihovi muževi.

1779
01:45:50,160 --> 01:45:51,000
Ali Bhaiya,

1780
01:45:51,920 --> 01:45:54,320
to je samo šest.
Tko je sedmi?

1781
01:45:54,520 --> 01:45:55,040
to je...

1782
01:45:57,400 --> 01:46:00,560
Ispitujete me?
Sada sumnjaš u moju matematiku?

1783
01:46:00,560 --> 01:46:02,040
Ne Bhaiya.

1784
01:46:02,560 --> 01:46:04,360
Ali ona mi se sviđa.

1785
01:46:06,960 --> 01:46:10,320
Sviđati se nekome je jednostrana ljubav, Chhote.

1786
01:46:10,800 --> 01:46:14,600
Brak… brak znači pridruživanje
srca. Ne lomi se.

1787
01:46:14,600 --> 01:46:16,480
Ja sam taj koji je izgubio razum.

1788
01:46:16,480 --> 01:46:18,600
Mislio sam na prisilni brak.

1789
01:46:18,800 --> 01:46:20,400
Što bismo dobili od toga
forsirati ovo vjenčanje?

1790
01:46:20,400 --> 01:46:24,600
Samo njezino tijelo?
Hoćeš li dobiti njezinu dušu, Chhote?

1791
01:46:24,600 --> 01:46:25,480
Ne.

1792
01:46:27,440 --> 01:46:28,360
Bhaiya...

1793
01:46:29,560 --> 01:46:31,840
ako je ne oženiš...

1794
01:46:32,920 --> 01:46:34,400
tko će te onda oženiti?

1795
01:46:34,520 --> 01:46:35,920
Netko će…

1796
01:46:38,360 --> 01:46:39,760
Netko tko...

1797
01:46:40,880 --> 01:46:43,200
Netko tko neće trebati moju kosu.

1798
01:46:43,880 --> 01:46:47,680
Netko u koga će se zaljubiti
duša u meni. Ne moja kosa.

1799
01:46:48,160 --> 01:46:50,760
Pa čak i ako ne postoji. u redu je

1800
01:46:50,760 --> 01:46:51,960
ostat ću sam...

1801
01:46:52,440 --> 01:46:56,240
ali neću biti sažaljiv. Ne!

1802
01:46:56,480 --> 01:47:00,280
I ne gradim Taj Mahal
na bilo čijem grobu, Chhote.

1803
01:47:00,280 --> 01:47:02,040
Ne! Nikada!

1804
01:47:02,680 --> 01:47:05,640
Bog te blagoslovio sine.
-Što?

1805
01:47:08,640 --> 01:47:10,720
Idemo Chhote.

1806
01:47:41,040 --> 01:47:42,000
oprosti

1807
01:48:06,240 --> 01:48:12,480
[SVI NAVIJAJU]

1808
01:48:15,600 --> 01:48:17,120
Slušaj, slušaj, slušaj!

1809
01:48:17,440 --> 01:48:19,320
Tražit ću blagoslove od Gospodina.

1810
01:48:19,440 --> 01:48:21,080
Idem Mu zahvaliti.

1811
01:48:21,280 --> 01:48:22,840
U redu? Vidimo se posvuda
piće navečer!

1812
01:48:22,960 --> 01:48:23,760
[SVI SE SMIJU]

1813
01:48:23,800 --> 01:48:25,680
On je dvoličan.

1814
01:48:26,200 --> 01:48:28,800
Hej, Vibhuti Bhaiya!
-Hej, Tiwari Seth...

1815
01:48:29,600 --> 01:48:30,840
Teeka, Tillu! Što radiš ovdje?

1816
01:48:30,840 --> 01:48:32,040
Ovaj Vibhuti set...

1817
01:48:32,440 --> 01:48:34,760
oteo Bacchu Bhaiyinu bua ji (tetku).

1818
01:48:34,880 --> 01:48:37,240
i morali smo doći svi
put ovamo zbog toga.

1819
01:48:37,960 --> 01:48:38,880
Vibhu...?

1820
01:48:40,040 --> 01:48:41,280
Kakve vi gluposti pričate?

1821
01:48:42,320 --> 01:48:43,520
Zašto bih oteo nečiju Bua ji?

1822
01:48:44,120 --> 01:48:45,360
Kad bih nekoga oteo,
bilo bi Bhabhi!

1823
01:48:45,360 --> 01:48:46,880
Mislim… tvoja Bhabhi ji (moja žena).

1824
01:48:46,880 --> 01:48:49,800
Tko je rekao da je Bacchuova Bua ji žena?

1825
01:48:49,920 --> 01:48:51,240
Tko je to rekao?

1826
01:48:51,360 --> 01:48:55,280
Govorimo o taksiju koji ste uzeli od nas.

1827
01:48:55,480 --> 01:48:58,600
Bacchu Bhaiya stvarno voli taj taksi.

1828
01:48:58,880 --> 01:48:59,920
Nemojte što će se sada dogoditi.

1829
01:49:00,240 --> 01:49:02,320
A vi ste ga razbili u komadiće!
Upravo smo to vidjeli vani.

1830
01:49:02,320 --> 01:49:04,360
Što je tvoj Bacchu Bhaiya
učinit ćeš mi, ha?

1831
01:49:04,520 --> 01:49:06,240
[ODJECI PUCANJA - SVI VRIŠTE]

1832
01:49:10,320 --> 01:49:13,600
Tko je sada ovaj tip?
[TEEKA i TILLU]: BACCHU BHAIYA!

1833
01:49:13,920 --> 01:49:14,760
odlično!

1834
01:49:15,120 --> 01:49:16,240
Potpuno nova glavobolja.

1835
01:49:29,680 --> 01:49:30,440
[BACCHU pljune]

1836
01:49:31,200 --> 01:49:33,840
Što ste ljudi
učiniti s Bua Ji?

1837
01:49:34,480 --> 01:49:36,560
[TILLU]: Bachhu ji...
- Rekao sam ti!

1838
01:49:37,360 --> 01:49:39,600
[BACHHU UDARA]
- BACCHU BHAIYA....

1839
01:49:40,760 --> 01:49:43,120
Oprosti nam.

1840
01:49:43,120 --> 01:49:47,520
Bauji je doveo Bua Jija kući
Bhai Dooj s takvom ljubavlju.

1841
01:49:48,720 --> 01:49:50,240
On je jako voli.

1842
01:49:51,200 --> 01:49:53,360
Čak i ogrebotina na njoj...

1843
01:49:54,000 --> 01:49:57,320
i to bi ga slomilo.

1844
01:49:59,720 --> 01:50:04,440
[BACCHU]: Ne može je vidjeti ovakvu.

1845
01:50:05,000 --> 01:50:06,600
Vidio ju je.

1846
01:50:06,600 --> 01:50:09,680
[BACCHUOV OTAC PLAČE]
- Što?

1847
01:50:10,520 --> 01:50:13,640
[BACCHUOV OTAC PLAČE]

1848
01:50:16,040 --> 01:50:19,680
Bauji...
- Upozorio sam te!

1849
01:50:19,680 --> 01:50:23,360
Rekao sam ti da ne daš svoje
sestra ovim lupežima.

1850
01:50:23,360 --> 01:50:26,960
Ali ipak si to učinio.
- Bau ji... Bau ji...

1851
01:50:28,080 --> 01:50:32,360
Pogriješio sam.
Oprosti mi, Bau ji.

1852
01:50:33,440 --> 01:50:36,800
U njoj je zabijen čavao.

1853
01:50:37,040 --> 01:50:40,400
Mora da je jako boli.

1854
01:50:42,520 --> 01:50:44,960
Ekser u Bua Jijevom uhu.

1855
01:50:45,080 --> 01:50:46,800
Bhabhi ji, jako si grubo vozio.

1856
01:50:46,920 --> 01:50:48,080
Što sam mogao učiniti?

1857
01:50:48,080 --> 01:50:51,440
Ukloni to... ukloni to!
-Da da Bauji...

1858
01:51:07,160 --> 01:51:10,480
Gotovo, oče.
Uklonio sam ga.

1859
01:51:10,480 --> 01:51:13,800
Gotovo, oče.

1860
01:51:13,800 --> 01:51:17,080
Ovaj čavao.
- Sad je bez boli.

1861
01:51:17,440 --> 01:51:19,520
[KVARA SE AUTO]

1862
01:51:19,840 --> 01:51:21,880
[SVI VRISTE I VIČU]

1863
01:51:28,520 --> 01:51:30,560
[JAKO PLAČE]
- Bože da je otišla!

1864
01:51:31,080 --> 01:51:35,120
Ona je nestala.
Tvoj Bua je nestao.

1865
01:51:36,680 --> 01:51:40,080
A sve se to dogodilo zbog tebe...

1866
01:51:40,680 --> 01:51:42,800
[BAU JI]: ŽELIŠ DA USTANEM?

1867
01:51:46,000 --> 01:51:49,520
[BACCHU]: Ne Bau ji... Ne možeš ustati.

1868
01:51:50,400 --> 01:51:51,560
[BACCHU]: Ne Bau ji...

1869
01:51:52,040 --> 01:51:52,880
Ne Bau ji...

1870
01:51:53,960 --> 01:51:54,520
Bau ji...

1871
01:51:55,160 --> 01:51:55,760
Ne Bau ji...

1872
01:51:56,560 --> 01:51:58,280
Bau ji ne možeš ustati!

1873
01:51:58,760 --> 01:52:00,400
Ne možeš ustati Bau ji!

1874
01:52:02,880 --> 01:52:04,320
Zbog svih vas...

1875
01:52:05,520 --> 01:52:08,480
Bau ji je zauvijek porastao!

1876
01:52:09,680 --> 01:52:10,680
Neću poštedjeti nikoga!

1877
01:52:12,080 --> 01:52:13,200
NEĆU ŠTEDITI NIKOGA!

1878
01:52:14,400 --> 01:52:16,520
Bacchu Bhaiya, stvarno jesmo
oprosti...

1879
01:52:16,720 --> 01:52:19,080
za ono što se dogodilo...

1880
01:52:19,080 --> 01:52:20,120
[VIBHUTI]: Bilo je pogrešno.

1881
01:52:20,320 --> 01:52:22,280
Zapravo, tvoj Bua Ji...

1882
01:52:22,320 --> 01:52:24,280
- bila je malo... jebote... mislim, ‘korištena’...

1883
01:52:24,560 --> 01:52:27,840
Mislim staro i istrošeno...

1884
01:52:28,000 --> 01:52:31,280
Samo se u hodu molimo da,

1885
01:52:31,320 --> 01:52:32,880
njena duša počiva na boljem mjestu.

1886
01:52:32,960 --> 01:52:35,800
Da, Bacchu Ji... Neka počiva u dva dijela.

1887
01:52:36,520 --> 01:52:37,200
Eeee...

1888
01:52:37,240 --> 01:52:39,440
Volio bih te vidjeti u dva komada.
- Što si rekao?

1889
01:52:39,560 --> 01:52:42,960
Bhabhi ji, dvodijelni znači bikini.
Mislio si reći "počivaj u miru".

1890
01:52:43,240 --> 01:52:44,400
Dobro ste shvatili!

1891
01:52:44,720 --> 01:52:45,360
[BACCHU]: Ne!

1892
01:52:45,360 --> 01:52:47,440
Duša će mu odlutati!

1893
01:52:48,800 --> 01:52:50,880
DUŠA ĆE MU ODLUTATI!

1894
01:52:57,960 --> 01:52:59,840
o bože! Što se događa?

1895
01:52:59,840 --> 01:53:02,080
Bhabhi ji, nešto se događa.

1896
01:53:02,280 --> 01:53:05,000
Svjetla trepere.
Nešto nije u redu...

1897
01:53:21,720 --> 01:53:24,160
[VIBHUTI]: Bhabhi ji, jesi li dobro?

1898
01:53:24,320 --> 01:53:25,240
Jesi li dobro Bhabi ji?

1899
01:53:44,520 --> 01:53:46,280
Bhabi ji, ovo postaje previše očito.

1900
01:53:46,400 --> 01:53:48,800
Čak su i Laddoo ke bhaiya i Annu ovdje.

1901
01:53:48,800 --> 01:53:49,920
Neki drugi put...

1902
01:53:50,200 --> 01:53:51,280
[ZVUCI LJUBLJENJA]

1903
01:53:52,440 --> 01:53:54,280
Molim te Bhabhi ji. nemojte.

1904
01:53:55,680 --> 01:53:58,000
Prilično mi je neugodno.
Ali ja to obožavam.

1905
01:53:58,600 --> 01:54:00,960
[PROMUKLI GLAS]: DA USTAM?!

1906
01:54:02,080 --> 01:54:02,800
Što?

1907
01:54:04,880 --> 01:54:06,000
Starac je tamo,

1908
01:54:06,360 --> 01:54:07,320
ali glas je tu!

1909
01:54:10,360 --> 01:54:12,240
Gledajući njene usne,
čini se očeva duša,

1910
01:54:12,240 --> 01:54:14,120
je ušao u Angoori Bhabhi maa.

1911
01:54:14,120 --> 01:54:15,440
Ne sviđa mi se!

1912
01:54:23,560 --> 01:54:24,200
Bau ji...

1913
01:54:48,800 --> 01:54:50,200
PAGLI...

1914
01:54:55,840 --> 01:54:56,600
OWWW!

1915
01:54:58,440 --> 01:55:00,640
Kakav sretnik, Vibhuti bhaiya!

1916
01:55:00,800 --> 01:55:01,480
Bhabhi ji...

1917
01:55:02,120 --> 01:55:05,760
udario si me frižiderom!

1918
01:55:18,800 --> 01:55:19,520
[PRGUŠENO] MAMIJA!

1919
01:55:20,200 --> 01:55:22,800
[PRGUŠENO] Jack i Jill su se popeli na brdo

1920
01:55:22,800 --> 01:55:25,600
[prigušeno] da donesem kantu vode...

1921
01:55:27,480 --> 01:55:29,560
Bau ji, što radiš?

1922
01:55:30,000 --> 01:55:33,240
Uzdrmao je temelje
cijele naše loze.

1923
01:55:33,400 --> 01:55:36,600
Vibhuti bhaiya, baš si sretan...
iskusiti toliko boli...

1924
01:55:36,680 --> 01:55:38,160
Volio bih da i ja to mogu osjetiti.

1925
01:55:38,920 --> 01:55:40,120
Skoro otvorena žica.

1926
01:55:40,400 --> 01:55:42,320
[ELEKTRIČNO ZUJENJE]

1927
01:55:42,480 --> 01:55:44,040
[DRHANJE i STENJANJE]

1928
01:55:44,040 --> 01:55:45,520
sviđa mi se!

1929
01:55:45,720 --> 01:55:48,400
Što radiš, PAGLI?!

1930
01:55:48,560 --> 01:55:51,240
[TIWARI]: Kontroliraj svoje ruke!

1931
01:55:51,600 --> 01:55:54,000
Ujače, što tjeraš Bhabhi ji da radi?

1932
01:55:54,160 --> 01:55:57,360
Nikad prije me nije držala za ruku.
I sada ona drži moju...

1933
01:56:02,640 --> 01:56:04,320
Što radiš ujače?

1934
01:56:05,320 --> 01:56:08,160
Ali u redu je, tijelo je i dalje Bhabhi ji-jevo...
Evo... Samo naprijed...

1935
01:56:08,880 --> 01:56:10,160
[VIBHUTI VRISTI]

1936
01:56:10,160 --> 01:56:10,720
[ANITA]

1937
01:56:10,720 --> 01:56:12,680
[ANITA]: Vibhu... Angoori ji pusti ga...

1938
01:56:13,760 --> 01:56:17,280
HOĆEŠ LI DA USTANEM!
- Ne ne, molim vas sjednite. Već sam ustao!

1939
01:56:22,360 --> 01:56:24,800
[VIBHUI]: Mama...
[ANITA]: Vibhu...

1940
01:56:30,680 --> 01:56:31,480
Angoori ji...

1941
01:57:00,360 --> 01:57:01,600
Što se događa?!

1942
01:57:02,320 --> 01:57:03,720
Nešto se čudno događa.

1943
01:57:13,200 --> 01:57:14,120
godišnje...

1944
01:57:17,360 --> 01:57:19,000
Sada stari ima
ušao i Annu.

1945
01:57:32,960 --> 01:57:35,120
HOĆEŠ DA USTANEM!

1946
01:57:43,600 --> 01:57:44,680
OWWW
- Vau!

1947
01:57:45,640 --> 01:57:46,800
Kakav skok!

1948
01:57:46,800 --> 01:57:48,240
sviđa mi se!

1949
01:57:58,000 --> 01:57:58,920
ujak...

1950
01:57:59,560 --> 01:58:00,480
ujak...

1951
01:58:00,560 --> 01:58:02,560
Nemojte tjerati Annu da prijeđe nikakve granice.

1952
01:58:05,120 --> 01:58:07,120
Tako lijepa,

1953
01:58:08,160 --> 01:58:10,160
nježan osjećaj...

1954
01:58:10,640 --> 01:58:14,720
Nikad prije nisam doživio...
[PRDENI]

1955
01:58:18,480 --> 01:58:21,200
[HIDEOS PODRIŽE]
- Eeee...

1956
01:58:26,640 --> 01:58:27,640
Danas neće preživjeti.

1957
01:58:35,880 --> 01:58:38,920
Volio bih da sam dobio taj udarac tijelom.

1958
01:58:41,440 --> 01:58:43,280
Umrijet će bez razloga.

1959
01:58:59,480 --> 01:59:02,480
S njezinih usana, izgleda kao očevo
duša je sada u bizonu.

1960
01:59:04,560 --> 01:59:05,520
Ode Tillu.

1961
01:59:07,600 --> 01:59:08,560
Ode Teeka.

1962
01:59:13,880 --> 01:59:18,160
[SVI STENJAJU i UZDIŠU]

1963
01:59:19,960 --> 01:59:22,280
Bhaiya, slušao sam te cijeli život.

1964
01:59:23,840 --> 01:59:27,040
Ali ono što si učinio danas... nije bilo u redu.

1965
01:59:28,280 --> 01:59:30,920
Zlouporabili ste svoj položaj starješine.

1966
01:59:31,280 --> 01:59:34,320
Zbog tebe je i moj brak pukao!

1967
01:59:34,720 --> 01:59:35,720
Chhote...

1968
01:59:36,160 --> 01:59:37,760
Niste li i vi voljeli Angoori?

1969
01:59:37,960 --> 01:59:40,240
Ispostavilo se da je to grožđe kiselo, Chhote.

1970
01:59:40,240 --> 01:59:42,080
Ali što je s mojim grožđem?

1971
01:59:42,560 --> 01:59:43,840
Nisu bile kisele!

1972
01:59:44,680 --> 01:59:45,920
Uopće te nije briga za mene!

1973
01:59:47,600 --> 01:59:48,240
Bhaiya...

1974
01:59:49,040 --> 01:59:50,160
- molim te samo jednom.

1975
01:59:51,560 --> 01:59:52,640
Samo jednom!

1976
02:00:06,240 --> 02:00:07,080
Opet ovaj tip...

1977
02:00:07,280 --> 02:00:09,640
Čak i ako ti je Bau ji oprostio,

1978
02:00:10,160 --> 02:00:13,840
- čak i ako se osveti,

1979
02:00:14,760 --> 02:00:16,920
- Još ću se osvetiti!

1980
02:00:17,680 --> 02:00:19,840
Osvetit ću se!

1981
02:00:21,160 --> 02:00:22,360
Slušaj Bacchu Ji,

1982
02:00:23,280 --> 02:00:26,160
Ako želiš nekoga upucati, upucaj mene.

1983
02:00:26,280 --> 02:00:29,160
Ja sam vozio auto.
Nitko drugi.

1984
02:00:29,760 --> 02:00:30,400
U redu.

1985
02:00:30,960 --> 02:00:31,920
Neee!

1986
02:00:32,880 --> 02:00:35,200
Kako možeš pucati
tako lijepa žena?

1987
02:00:35,920 --> 02:00:37,520
Prije nego što je ubio Bhabhi Jija,

1988
02:00:37,800 --> 02:00:39,880
morat ćeš prijeći preko mog mrtvog tijela.

1989
02:00:40,200 --> 02:00:41,800
Da... Da...

1990
02:00:41,800 --> 02:00:44,080
[ANITA]: Ne! Vibhu, jesi li ljut?

1991
02:00:44,840 --> 02:00:47,920
Dok sam živ,
ne smiješ ga dirati.

1992
02:00:48,080 --> 02:00:50,840
Ako želiš ubiti,
UBIJ ME!

1993
02:00:50,880 --> 02:00:53,640
[TIWARI]: STOP... STAN... NIKADA!

1994
02:00:54,000 --> 02:00:55,560
Ako hoćeš... Ubij me...

1995
02:00:55,640 --> 02:00:56,560
[TIWARI PRDEŽI]

1996
02:00:56,560 --> 02:00:57,440
[SVI STENU I ZDRČE]

1997
02:00:57,440 --> 02:00:58,720
O Bože, Tiwari ji!

1998
02:00:58,720 --> 02:01:01,080
Prije njega, ti ćeš nas pobiti!

1999
02:01:01,360 --> 02:01:02,200
ubij me...

2000
02:01:03,120 --> 02:01:04,400
[ANGOORI]: No Laddoo ke Bhaiya...

2001
02:01:05,520 --> 02:01:07,480
Ubij me Bacchu ji...

2002
02:01:07,680 --> 02:01:09,640
Sve se dogodilo zbog mene.
Pucaj u mene...

2003
02:01:09,760 --> 02:01:11,840
Pusti ostalo. upucaj me...

2004
02:01:15,640 --> 02:01:17,680
[ODJECI PUCNJAKA]
- Bhabhi maa....
- ANGOORI...

2005
02:01:53,440 --> 02:01:55,440
Bhaiya...
- Chhote...

2006
02:01:56,360 --> 02:01:57,680
Shanti ji, nemaš pojma,

2007
02:01:57,920 --> 02:02:01,200
kakvu si veliku uslugu učinio
meni spašavajući Bhabhi Ji.

2008
02:02:03,080 --> 02:02:05,360
Želim učiniti uslugu svima nama.

2009
02:02:05,360 --> 02:02:08,800
Shanti Ji, zašto si uzela kotlet za mene?

2010
02:02:09,640 --> 02:02:11,560
Bhabhi Ji, nije uzeo kotlet za tebe,

2011
02:02:11,560 --> 02:02:13,720
primio je metak za tebe.
- Dobro si shvatio!

2012
02:02:13,840 --> 02:02:15,720
Ali zašto primiti metak umjesto mene?

2013
02:02:15,880 --> 02:02:17,800
Mora da je tako bolno.

2014
02:02:17,920 --> 02:02:18,800
Angoori Ji,

2015
02:02:21,160 --> 02:02:23,240
gdje je ljubav, tu je i bol.

2016
02:02:24,640 --> 02:02:26,600
bez boli,

2017
02:02:28,000 --> 02:02:30,280
ljubav su rezanci bez meina.

2018
02:02:30,520 --> 02:02:33,200
Wah Bhaiya, wah.
- Haha! Kakva linija!

2019
02:02:34,240 --> 02:02:37,480
Vaša poezija je postala duboka pred kraj.

2020
02:02:37,520 --> 02:02:39,080
Kako misliš "prema kraju," Tiwari Ji?

2021
02:02:39,280 --> 02:02:41,920
Pogođen je, ide u bolnicu.
Nigdje drugdje!

2022
02:02:43,120 --> 02:02:44,680
Nitko nikamo ne ide.

2023
02:02:46,120 --> 02:02:47,600
Svi ćete otići u pakao.

2024
02:02:49,640 --> 02:02:51,120
oprosti Prazna je.

2025
02:02:51,440 --> 02:02:54,640
Tvoj metak je već u meni.

2026
02:02:54,960 --> 02:02:57,000
Bhaiya... Previše nasilja u svijetu
[SHANTI]: Budalo...

2027
02:02:57,000 --> 02:02:59,080
Sada se pripremite za smrt!

2028
02:02:59,200 --> 02:03:02,080
O brate, stani! Stop! Stop!

2029
02:03:02,200 --> 02:03:05,800
Nema potrebe za nasiljem.
Nikada nisam volio nasilje.

2030
02:03:07,400 --> 02:03:10,360
Ne uzimajte zakon u svoje ruke.
Ja sam inspektor Happu Singh.

2031
02:03:10,360 --> 02:03:13,240
Budite policajac u svojoj kući.

2032
02:03:14,080 --> 02:03:16,600
Zbog tih ljudi mi je otac umro.

2033
02:03:16,720 --> 02:03:18,160
Svi moraju umrijeti!

2034
02:03:18,280 --> 02:03:20,840
Ne ne, slušaj!
Smiri se i saslušaj me.

2035
02:03:21,160 --> 02:03:24,040
Sjednimo i vodimo zdravu raspravu.

2036
02:03:24,400 --> 02:03:26,600
Daj da te bar pozdravim
starcu brate.

2037
02:03:26,920 --> 02:03:29,960
Pozdrav stari! O brate......

2038
02:03:29,960 --> 02:03:33,480
[BAU JI DAHĆE]

2039
02:03:44,040 --> 02:03:47,080
Oh, sve je polomljeno!

2040
02:03:47,600 --> 02:03:49,680
Oh Bau ji se probudio!

2041
02:03:49,680 --> 02:03:53,000
[SVI JEDNO NAVIJAJU]
- SLOBODNI SMO!

2042
02:04:10,400 --> 02:04:11,320
[BACCHU]: Brate...

2043
02:04:13,680 --> 02:04:15,040
Htio sam nešto pitati.

2044
02:04:16,720 --> 02:04:20,320
Žena zbog koje si me upucao...

2045
02:04:21,080 --> 02:04:23,560
a primio si i metak za nju

2046
02:04:24,040 --> 02:04:26,000
je li ona bila tvoja sestra?

2047
02:04:28,000 --> 02:04:29,960
Oboje su ljubav naših života.

2048
02:04:31,080 --> 02:04:33,960
Zašto se onda osjećao čudno?

2049
02:04:35,200 --> 02:04:37,680
Oba muža su zanemarila svoje žene,

2050
02:04:38,200 --> 02:04:40,680
i bili su više za svoje Bhabhije.

2051
02:04:44,000 --> 02:04:46,240
Tako svijet funkcionira.

2052
02:04:47,600 --> 02:04:49,320
Svaki čovjek...

2053
02:04:50,080 --> 02:04:53,680
je ludo štene iza Bhabhi.

2054
02:04:55,480 --> 02:04:57,000
Bhabi ji...
- Da?

2055
02:04:57,000 --> 02:04:58,480
jesi dobro

2056
02:04:58,600 --> 02:05:00,880
Dobro sam Bharbhuti ji.
Kako ste?

2057
02:05:01,200 --> 02:05:03,520
Bhabi ji, svi imamo
spašen zbog tebe.

2058
02:05:04,520 --> 02:05:05,400
Što ste rekli?

2059
02:05:05,400 --> 02:05:07,920
Neka bude Bhabi ji.
Želim vam sve najbolje.

2060
02:05:07,920 --> 02:05:09,760
I ti Bharbhuti ji...

2061
02:05:11,520 --> 02:05:13,480
Bhabi ji nisi povrijeđen zar ne?

2062
02:05:13,600 --> 02:05:16,240
Nema Tiwari ji. Apsolutno sam dobro.

2063
02:05:16,240 --> 02:05:18,160
Nisi valjda puno dobio batine?

2064
02:05:18,320 --> 02:05:19,080
Nimalo.

2065
02:05:19,800 --> 02:05:21,040
sve ću izdržati.

2066
02:05:21,320 --> 02:05:23,160
Za tebe.
- Moj heroj!

2067
02:05:44,920 --> 02:05:48,840
Naši specijalni agenti, Salim i Kalim,
završili plastičnu operaciju.

2068
02:05:49,680 --> 02:05:52,400
Sada nas nitko ne može spriječiti da uništimo Indiju.

2069
02:05:53,320 --> 02:05:54,040
Da gospodine.

2070
02:05:56,400 --> 02:05:57,720
Pošalji Salima i Kalima unutra.


